Hahaha, Jazzy! But, as brilliant as that is... I don't think this guy would pick up on any of that. If I said, "Yeah, I have a boyfriend who lives in Atlantis and carries a big trident that can stab you in the head," he'd say, "Cool, wow, great, you have a boyfriend! Well, I can still follow you, right? No harm there, right?" Like, that's how he actually talks. But maybe if I showed the picture of you impersonating Terrence Mann and explain that we'd been married for three years, he'd decide I was mentally unstable and leave me alone.
But Jazzy-- your story about that girl really hits close to home, because I know a girl just like that who is really desperate for a boyfriend and every single guy she pursues rejects her and it just crushes her... and of course, every girl gets a crush on a gay dude from time to time, but it's sad when someone SERIALLY picks guys who never have a chance of liking them back.
Kels, that sounds like the best party ever, haha. I once went to one that ended with an ostensibly straight dude "playing" our gay friend like a guitar. It's hard to describe how he played air guitar on this guy's torso, but suffice it to say it was pretty hilarious.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy