I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 131
Posted: 9/25/09 at 4:20pm
Posted: 9/25/09 at 9:08pm
In my case, I had a girl in my orchestra class who desperately wanted a boyfriend. She asked out pretty much every guy with a pulse. Everyone from the hot quarterback to the geeky computer nerd. All of them would reject her. She would obsess over them for another week or so and they would rudely tell her to buzz off. Well...I was one of the only remaining guys that she had left to ask out, so she finally asked me out. I politely told her that I wasn't interested, and she demanded to know why. It made me feel SOOOOOOOOOO awkward on SOOOOOOOOOOO many levels. Whenever ANY girl asks me out.. I feel SOOOOOO awkward, but when I am asked for an in depth explanation, it makes me feel even more awkward. I sort of gave her BS answers like "I'm not interested in being in a relationship" or "I don't have to for a girlfriend".
Soon after, she somehow found my phone number (don't ask me how...to this day, I still don't know) and she would text me NONSTOP and follow me ALL over school. I tried being nice... but I eventually cracked. I told her the truth. I said something along the lines of "[Her name], I really don't feel comfortable with this. I don't mean to hurt you in any way, but the way you follow me and constantly text me makes me feel awkward. We don't have to be enemies, but I don't think the relationship you have with me is very healthy". To my surprise, she reacted very well and respected my boundaries. We're not great friends, but we're not enemies. Just don't feel badly about being straightforward, Schmerg.
Or course, if things get really out of hand... you can always tell him that I am your long distance boyfriend.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Posted: 9/25/09 at 9:13pm
The party I went to was awesome... it was a surprise party and by the end of the night my friend and I were belting out Whitney's "How Will I Know" and one dude was wearing my friends leopard print top... good times
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 9/25/09 at 9:24pm
But Jazzy-- your story about that girl really hits close to home, because I know a girl just like that who is really desperate for a boyfriend and every single guy she pursues rejects her and it just crushes her... and of course, every girl gets a crush on a gay dude from time to time, but it's sad when someone SERIALLY picks guys who never have a chance of liking them back.
Kels, that sounds like the best party ever, haha. I once went to one that ended with an ostensibly straight dude "playing" our gay friend like a guitar. It's hard to describe how he played air guitar on this guy's torso, but suffice it to say it was pretty hilarious.
Posted: 9/25/09 at 9:34pm
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 9/25/09 at 10:00pm
Lol, Schmerg. That made me giggle. The second girl that asked me out that year was QUITE a piece of work! She would text me and ask me about my turn ons and vaguely ask if she possessed any of them. As soon as she started doing that, I knew I would be asked out within 48 hours. Instead of lying my butt off or completely ignoring her, I would say things like "Well I'll tell you some of my turn offs... LOW CUT SHIRTS! How disgusting is it when a girl leans over to talk to you and you can see down her entire shirt". I figured that would drop a hint... but no. She was committed. The next morning I had 50,000 voice mails of her asking me out and how I better act now because some hot guy is going to beat me to her! Of course, I kindly rejected her. I thought I was in the clear...but she was back in action last week and asked me out again (through FaceBook this time). Like an idiot...I politely rejected and then told her that I was about to leave to go meet a friend at starbucks! Guess who magically appeared at that starbucks! Not just her, but the girl from my previous post, too (that was a pure coincidence). The best part is... SHE'S STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Updated On: 9/25/09 at 10:00 PM
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:07pm
Kels, I LOVE WOODCHUCK! I think I'm a fan of it on Facebook, actually. It's my #1 drink of choice, and is usually the reason I frequent so many dive bars...regular places don't carry it. I'm guessing you had the regular amber flavor? That one's good, but I'd highly recommend the pear and raspberry flavors, too. Deliciousness.
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:13pm
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 9/25/09 at 10:20pm
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:40pm
But hey, speaking as a girl, I have to tell you-- some people (like me) just naturally have bodies that make pretty much every article of clothing look low-cut. And t-shirts and blouses that button up all the way are really not flattering to chestier gals because they just make us look top-heavy.
I am more upset about the lack of Broadway secrets updates than I thought possible, since I mostly just sneer at that sight. But it's part of my Friday afternoon routine!
Posted: 9/26/09 at 12:15am
Posted: 9/26/09 at 12:57pm

Welcome to the tread!
I was going to post a picture of a nice welcome mat for you, but then I found this one.... I think I will be getting this for my dad for xmas
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 9/26/09 at 1:41pm
And yes, welcome to the Girl thread frapperia!
Posted: 9/26/09 at 1:48pm
Posted: 9/26/09 at 2:19pm
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 9/26/09 at 4:31pm
. ..or a film
..or TV show
Really,we only discuss the talent of these fine gentlemen....The hot, hot talent.
Posted: 9/26/09 at 4:53pm
So, I started a blog and have written exactly two entries (and have only posted one of them). And now I'm kind of bored with it and want to stop, but I am determined to not give up because that's what I always do. Motivation please!
Updated On: 9/26/09 at 04:53 PM
Posted: 9/26/09 at 5:04pm
'talent' all the time on BWW, so you don't have to be embarrassed!
Schmerg,
there is nothing wrong with low cut shirts. It's ho-cut shirts that are gross. A shirt should only go so low! Ho-cut shirts can provide entertainment when you're watching a girl wear one and talk to a guy... and then look at where the guy's eyes are wandering! Who needs television when he have entertainment like that happening all over town?!
Ah, talent.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Posted: 9/26/09 at 5:05pm
Posted: 9/26/09 at 5:17pm
(I think holding dogs makes you look more 'talented').
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Posted: 9/26/09 at 5:20pm
Posted: 9/26/09 at 5:40pm
Yum.
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