Stockard,
The reason why hobo-Chris hasn't gotten laid is probably because the moment he plays the guitar and starts attempting to sing... all of the women zip their pants back up because it is NOT pretty.
"Going to the Smoky Mountains for a week"
xxnewgirlzz in my neck of the woods! Whoa! You probably won't read this, but just in case you do... I HIGHLY recommend that you visit Dollywood. Surprisingly, it is a ton of fun. (I say that as someone who is not into Dolly Parton and any country music whatsoever). Gatlinburg is pretty cool too, but only for food. The stores are a bunch of old lady hillbilly stores.
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.