She's like the self-esteem police. Haha...in that ever-so-sexy cop way, though. I am indeed. I've got handcuffs (the fuzzy kind) and the whole deal at my disposal. As far as I'm concerned I'm the cop, judge and jury and I don't mind punishing someone if they get out of line...but I back off a little if they use the safe word

. I've never read anyone their Miranda rights, but I did
makeout with a Miranda once...or twice. Does that count?
L, go to this link and tell me she is not the cutest little thing you've ever seen!!! I subscribed to this channel forever ago and I'm not usually attracted to andro girls but she's as cute a f*cking button!!!
https://www.youtube.com/user/beaverbunch#p/u/26/XvjDHAgDqn4 Danmag, were you being stalked by a psycho ex-boyfriend from High School who just couldn't seem to let it go? If so I want the melodramatic details!!!
Today I was seriously contemplating going on FB because there's this 1 specific person that I'd like to reconnect with. For those of you out of High School or college, have you ever had that one "White Whale"? That one person that completely slipped through your fingers and you somehow f*cked it all up by not saying anything at the time or saying WAY too much and scaring them off? I was driving home this morning and thinking of this one girl I went to school with. She was absolutely gorgeous. Half Korean, half Puerto Rican, dark eyes...just flat out stunning, sexy and really sweet if you got to know her. And I was one of her best friends in high school, at the time I knew there was something about her I really liked but I hadn't yet come to terms with my sexuality so we were just friends. But today I realized (5 years later) that every other girl I meet I automatically compare them to my "White Whale". I now know that I would have
ZERO scruples when it comes to this girl. I would do dirty, disgusting, backstabbing, horribly bitchy, deplorable, evil and unimaginable things to get this girl. Like really bad. I swear to god if I went back home to Maryland and ran into her at the store or something I honestly don't think I'd care about where I was or who was around, I'd probably get down to business right then and there. It's like I need to purge her from my system to move on so that when I do meet someone else I won't automatically have one of those venn diagrams pop into my head comparing everyone to her. For god's sake I need to drink some tea and chill out for a minute before my head explodes. I over analyze every little thing and this is what it gets me, a mind bending headache!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed