Hello ladies, it seems I've missed a couple things while away.
Schmerg, I'm sorry to here about W&M, no worries though you've chosen some other really excellent schools so it'll all be fine

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I must say that I am a bit jealous of the snow you guys are getting. Gosh it's been over 2 years since I moved to NC and I miss snow so much!!!! Not so much for the actually freezing my (non-existent) balls off thing but for the fact that every year, since I was 15, I treated myself to a new coat (a really cute one of course) but since it doesn't really snow here I don't have an excuse to buy one. The weather here is so unpredictable that one day I'll have to wear my black peacoat then the next I'm rocking just a t-shirt and jeans because the temp's jumped back up to 68 degrees.
ps - danmag - you look so beautiful in your photo! I know right?! I didn't want to be the first to say it, but she's gorgeous.
Now Kels, when you say country, how country are we talkin'? Just the super hot accent and maybe an adorable BBQ stain on his jeans or rebel flags and moonshine in the cabin with an arsenal of artillery left to him by his Grand Wizard grandpa "gettin' ready for the race war"? Just gauging the situation

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I honestly don't know how you guys can even handle the Christmas season. It all sounds so stressful I don't think I'd make it. Seeing and spending time with family that gets on your last nerve, cooking mountains of food, eating it then feeling guilty about it after New Year's, sending out cards to folks that you don't exactly cotton to all the time, drinking too much at the family function and letting it slip that you indeed
did screw uncle Ronnie that
ONE time. Perhaps that last one was just from my own personal experience with my family in Philly but still it all seems to be a bit much to deal with. Now here comes the part that some have described as the "weirdest" thing about me..................I don't nor have I ever in my life celebrated Christmas!!!! I know you can gasp, clutch your pearls and cover your mouths all you want but it's true. I've never celebrated any holidays EVER!!! I've gone to family functions where craziness has ensued, thus the drunken screwed uncle Ronnie thing. Long story short my uncle Ronnie got the crap kicked out of him after my uncle J's wife had too much wine and mistook the living room for a Catholic confessional booth and revealed in so many words that she and the guy who
ain't her husband knocked boots. Stupid, but immensely entertaining for me since I'm kind of evil to begin with. Anyway, I've never had to do the things that y'all are doing now. Is it a blessing or a curse I don't know.
Oh and my friend commented to me today that an angry lesbian must have coined the phrases "Pussyfoot around" and "Beat around the bush" to put her gay-mo stamp on the world's most commonly used expressions. It made me laugh.
I'll talk to you girls later. Wait speaking of girls where are the boys? Piano & Jazz get your asses back here!!!!!
XOXO
Tofu
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 12/6/09 at 01:30 AM