I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 166

It must be a character thing. I saw it in London, and I don't fancy Elliot Cowan (actor) at all, and some of his acting choices in Streetcar were a little odd, but I just melted into a puddle of lust whenever he came onstage. Stanley Kowalski (chaacter) just sets feminism back to the Stone Age with his pure animal magnetism. XD

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Welcome, strummer!

My beyond the grave crush is Michael Hutchence.

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tofu, I have lurked on this site for years and I gotta tell you some of your posts on my worst days bring a smile to my face. lol, thanks for the breakdown. I remember that and I spit on my laptop when you created D.B.U.A.T.K.S.P and described JAG. So yeah, you're awesome.

Ok my friend and I beat this thing to death today but I, out of the goodness of my tofu heart, must share it here. Today after work a friend and I went out to eat and basically just people watch and sit and bullsh*t around because we hadn't seen each other in forever and needed to catch up. So we got our num-nums and played that game "Would You Rather?" the sex version. So we're going back and forth keeping our voices down when he asks me "would you rather sleep with her or her?" pointing to the girl that served us and the woman that was sitting with her little girl at a nearby table. I had to choose the hot lady with the kid because, as I so eloquently put it, our waitress must have gone on break behind a dumpster, used her belt, tapped her forearm, flicked the syringe and injected a lethal dose of BITCH into her veins. Most of the time I'm careful about what I say (yeah right ) and how loud I say it, but apparently that girl had genetically enhanced hearing like a superhero and heard me. I got the most vile, spasm inducing stink eye of my life, thus cementing my reasoning for calling her a straight up beyotch!!! I have the feeling that I downed more spit than actual iced-t today but still, she was like the Devil's second cousin twice removed who instead of having the 2 regular horns undulating from both sides of her head, she had a crooked one right in the middle of her forehead that leaned a little to the left. Sorry but that was the imagery that came to mind because she was sooooooo evil!!!!!

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I do not enjoy missing the hustle and bustle of IEBAG!

Belated Benvenuto to you Strummergirl! <3

Tofu - "Who gives me the vapors" lol <3

I wanna play, here's a few:

Mitch Jarvis


My birthday buddy:


Will Swenson:


And Adam from Man v. Food


There's more, but I'll leave with that.

Oh, and here was my gift to BWW on the rock of Ages board, enjoy:

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Nothing comes to mind in particular, no.

Haha, thats precious.

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Jon Hamm, one of my 'living crushes' thankfully, needs to be cast in a Keruoac biopic immediately. JK was hot and he spoke french and he was a football player and he liked to drink. Why don't they make them so well-rounded anymore?

Anyway some Mitchum...


and Newman...


... and Jimmy


... and Joe


... and Heath


... and Layne


Of my living crushes I am obsessed with Tom Hardy's character in Bronson, mostly because of that body in the film. Wowsers.

Grace Kelly was definitely beauty personified.

Betty Draper is basically what JAG described about Grace Kelly and even more ironic that January Jones played a flatulent Grace Kelly in a skit that fried my brain on SNL. Betty makes me feel compelled to throw a copy of The Feminine Mystique at my TV and I don't even have a copy of The Feminine Mystique but I am in a constant throwing motion at the TV for her to wake up!

I'm headed off to a "spa day" that one of my slacker girlfriends put together...I'm really not a spa-type person, but we'll see.

I swear to God, I am definitely getting a job after the holidays. Or at least auditioning for the Real Housewives of Philadelphia. If they ever had such a show.

Oh, and Schmerg, one of my friends used to date Cary Elwes! :)

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LOL! I just need to get Stockard to move down here and be my co-star!

Then I could start my own wig line.

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We would certainly keep the wine store in business!!!

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HAHA! Too true!

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