I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!- Page 166
I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!
#4125happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 6:26pmNot gonna lie, but I've never been as attracted to ANYONE was I was to Marlon Brando in Streetcar Named Desire... and of course, he was playing the most despicable character, too.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#4126happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 6:31pm
It must be a character thing. I saw it in London, and I don't fancy Elliot Cowan (actor) at all, and some of his acting choices in Streetcar were a little odd, but I just melted into a puddle of lust whenever he came onstage. Stanley Kowalski (chaacter) just sets feminism back to the Stone Age with his pure animal magnetism. XD
#4127happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 6:35pm
Brando as Stanley for sure! But specifically as that character. He really did not do too many roles with that type of sexual energy- much to my chagrin. 
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4128happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 6:38pm
Welcome, strummer!
My beyond the grave crush is Michael Hutchence.
KFTC!!!!!
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#4129happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 8:49pm
And thus begins yet another round of "Who Gives Me the Vapors?"
My beyond the grave crushy-crush is hands down **drum roll please**...........Grace Kelly. Gorgeous, radiant the epitome of grace and elegance IMO. Love her!!!
Oh and welcome Strummer, hi I'm Tofu!!!! As a reference here's a link to the breakdown of the thread. Enjoy, and don't be too freaked out. https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.php?page=147&thread=996690&boardname=off&boardid=2
It's like three quarters of the way down the page. Hopefully in time I'll be able to add you to the list 
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"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 12/10/09 at 08:49 PM
#4130happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 8:59pmtofu, I have lurked on this site for years and I gotta tell you some of your posts on my worst days bring a smile to my face. lol, thanks for the breakdown. I remember that and I spit on my laptop when you created D.B.U.A.T.K.S.P and described JAG. So yeah, you're awesome.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4131happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 9:15pm
Yes, tofu is hi-larious!
And yeah, Grace Kelly was absolute beauty personified.
KFTC!!!!!
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#4132happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 9:53pm
Ok my friend and I beat this thing to death today but I, out of the goodness of my tofu heart, must share it here. Today after work a friend and I went out to eat and basically just people watch and sit and bullsh*t around because we hadn't seen each other in forever and needed to catch up. So we got our num-nums and played that game "Would You Rather?" the sex version. So we're going back and forth keeping our voices down when he asks me "would you rather sleep with her or her?" pointing to the girl that served us and the woman that was sitting with her little girl at a nearby table. I had to choose the hot lady with the kid because, as I so eloquently put it, our waitress must have gone on break behind a dumpster, used her belt, tapped her forearm, flicked the syringe and injected a lethal dose of BITCH into her veins. Most of the time I'm careful about what I say (yeah right 
) and how loud I say it, but apparently that girl had genetically enhanced hearing like a superhero and heard me. I got the most vile, spasm inducing stink eye of my life, thus cementing my reasoning for calling her a straight up beyotch!!! I have the feeling that I downed more spit than actual iced-t today but still, she was like the Devil's second cousin twice removed who instead of having the 2 regular horns undulating from both sides of her head, she had a crooked one right in the middle of her forehead that leaned a little to the left. Sorry but that was the imagery that came to mind because she was sooooooo evil!!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#4133happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 10:05pmlol Tofu, I would have just ran out the moment she gave me the stink eye.
#4134happiness :D
Posted: 12/10/09 at 11:47pm
I do not enjoy missing the hustle and bustle of IEBAG!
Belated Benvenuto to you Strummergirl! <3
Tofu - "Who gives me the vapors" lol <3
I wanna play, here's a few:
Mitch Jarvis 
My birthday buddy: 
Will Swenson: 
And Adam from Man v. Food 
There's more, but I'll leave with that.
Oh, and here was my gift to BWW on the rock of Ages board, enjoy: 
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#4135happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 12:02am
No beyond the grave crushes, starstruck?
Oh Harrison Ford, I don't find him hot. Only because in my childhood fantasies of wearing out the Star Wars trilogy did I pretend to be the daughter of Han Solo and Princess Leia. In fact today I would love to have Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher as my parents in real life, as much as I love my real parents.
#4136happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 12:07am
Nothing comes to mind in particular, no.
Haha, thats precious.
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#4137happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 12:36am
I agree with every one of those crushes from beyond the grave. Marlon Brando, James Dean, especially Michael Hutchence! My favorite Hot Dead Guys:
Jack Kerouac (TOTAL asshole, but so brooding!) 
Jim Morrison (before the gut and the beard...my birthday buddy!) 
Grace Kelly was pretty, but there was no heat there. She seemed like she had such a big stick up her ass. Team Ava Gardner! _04.jpg)
#4138happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 1:12am
Jon Hamm, one of my 'living crushes' thankfully, needs to be cast in a Keruoac biopic immediately. JK was hot and he spoke french and he was a football player and he liked to drink. Why don't they make them so well-rounded anymore?
Anyway some Mitchum... 
and Newman... 
... and Jimmy 
... and Joe 
... and Heath 
... and Layne 
Of my living crushes I am obsessed with Tom Hardy's character in Bronson, mostly because of that body in the film. Wowsers.
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#4139happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 1:15am
*clutches pearls*
Jag, how dare you besmirch the name of the lovely Miss Kelly????!!!! For SHAME!!! Although Ava Gardner is definitely on my list for obvious reasons, but Grace just had that purity to her. The kind of woman who wouldn't give you an STD....call me crazy but those are the BEST kinda girls. Ok now although she isn't dead, at least not yet but nowadays she's lookin' pretty damn rough......Grace Slick. She was so hot back in the 60s and I've got a thing for brunettes anyway so there ya go.
SWEET BABY JAMES (an amazing album btw) she's hot even when she's giving me the finger!!!
As for the men folk my choice has gotta be Burt Lancaster. Handsome, a damn fine actor and look at that perfectly coiffured hair.
And by the by, where the F*CK is L??!! I mean c'mon now people shape up for god's sake. Do I need to put out an effing IEBAG beacon or something??!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 12/11/09 at 01:15 AM
#4140happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 1:28am
Grace Kelly was definitely beauty personified.
Betty Draper is basically what JAG described about Grace Kelly and even more ironic that January Jones played a flatulent Grace Kelly in a skit that fried my brain on SNL. Betty makes me feel compelled to throw a copy of The Feminine Mystique at my TV and I don't even have a copy of The Feminine Mystique but I am in a constant throwing motion at the TV for her to wake up!
#4141happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 7:28am
You know who I adore? Cary Elwes as Westley from The Princess Bride. He doesn't look so hot anymore these days, but I just adore him in that movie. And I'm not normally into blonde guys OR mustaches.
I really, really wish he could have played my favorite fictional character of all time, Sir Percy Blakeney, back when he was young and beautiful. He would have been brilliant.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#4142happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 9:42am
I'm headed off to a "spa day" that one of my slacker girlfriends put together...I'm really not a spa-type person, but we'll see.
I swear to God, I am definitely getting a job after the holidays. Or at least auditioning for the Real Housewives of Philadelphia. If they ever had such a show.
Oh, and Schmerg, one of my friends used to date Cary Elwes! :)
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4143happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 10:14amdanmag - Please start that show & be in it :0)
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#4144happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 12:30pm
LOL! I just need to get Stockard to move down here and be my co-star!
Then I could start my own wig line.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4145happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 1:40pmOh God, if you and I lived in the same town we'd be even bigger drunks than we already are.
KFTC!!!!!
#4146happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 1:55pmWe would certainly keep the wine store in business!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4147happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 2:12pm
You guys crack me up! I can't wait for the IEBAG gathering to see you in action..(the alledged IEBAG gathering I should say.)
and honestly..As crazy as Stockard and danmag would be together..I'm a little more scared of JAG and Tofu together TROUBLE!!!! :)
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4149happiness :D
Posted: 12/11/09 at 2:27pm
See, Grace Kelly is RIDONKULOUSLY beautiful, but it wouldn't be a sexual thing for me. It's like you'd put her in a glass case with a set of perfectly-positioned spotlights, but you wouldn't touch her. You'd use one of those keyboard cleaners that spews out air when you wanted to clean her. But Ava Gardner would be AAAAALL about the touching!
Sorry if I lost coherence, that Mitchum pic just did something squishy to my innards. I might have to watch Cape Fear this evening...
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