There was supposed to be this extremely special assembly yesterday at my school (with cheerleaders, marching band, Madrigals, and color guard performing) and all these rumors went around that Barack Obama or Al Gore was coming to our school... almost everyone was certain it was going to be one of them.
But it turned out to be this lady from a foundation who gave a $25,000 reward to my Bio teacher for being one of the best teachers in America. I swear, if it had been any other teacher than my Bio teacher, I'd have been ticked off, but she fully deserved it.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy