Okie doke, time to do the catch up thing that I've grown so accustomed to 'round here.
Weez, I truly believe that if we met in real life we'd probably be the biggest nerds together. Any woman that can make a
Back to the Future 2 reference gets a gold star from me. Now if only you loved Emma Thompson as much as I did in
Much Ado About Nothing as Beatrice then it's a wrap and I devote myself to you wholeheartedly.......only for about 5 minutes though since I'm such a commit-a-phobe

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Awww my little Schmerg. Welcome to the wonderful world of beards!!! Wait until you get to college and your closeted guy friend asks you to come home with him over Thanksgiving break so his mother will stop "worrying" about him. Good times are ahead for you lady.
Stock, I don't know why but it always makes me happy when people return from getaways safe and sound and in one piece. Maybe it's my dormant maternal side kickin' in or something, but I'm glad you're back home.
Clever & Star, I'm with Strummer on this one. How on earth can you go wrong with booze and jammies?! It's a win win situation. If you get too tipsy instead of slamming your head on the bar it softly bounces off of a throw pillow on the loveseat in your living room. Instead of getting rowdy and accidentally showing off a lil side boob, you can wear a onesie if you want to and sip Whiskey through a crazy straw and no one will say jack sh*t to you. If you have to go potty there's no long lines to disgusting facilities, there is however a lavender scented air freshener and heated toilet seats (I really hate chilly commodes and the shock of a cold seat makes me tense up a bit....DON'T JUDGE ME!!!) All in all, lounge pants and free flowing hooch sounds pretty appealing to me.
Weez, just to make your list shorter, in 2015 there is no Michael Jackson but I am holding out hope for a hoverboard. You and me both Strummer. But I think I want Griff's Pitbull with the attachments for me and my gang of gays to terrorize Hill Valley. YEAH!!!!
I think I'm gonna have to hop on board the 'F' 2009 train. This year kinda sucked squirrel mammary glands for me!!!! (I don't know where that came from just go with it) Much like Kels my 2009 was chock full of insurmountable bullsh*t that I'm hoping will correct itself in 2010. For some reason 2009 felt like one big ol' rut to me. Like I got stuck in the same crappy ditch for 12 months. A ditch with that nasty ass sewage line that runs into it. Hopefully a new decade will help. Plus I find it weird that I'll be able to say that I've lived in 3 decades come Friday. Craziness.
While a majority of '09 was utter sh*t I am glad that I've come out somewhat and am more comfortable with certain things now. And of course I'm happy about having gotten to know all of you boys and girls on the EIBAG thread. You're all amazing and I've thoroughly enjoyed our special brand of lovely lunacy and camaraderie.
HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed