I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 176
Posted: 1/4/10 at 10:32pm
Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:00pm
Lord, how many times have I said that?!! Sorry I couldn't resist.
Yeah Danmag, those pictures are gnarly, and not in the good way. Thank goodness I've been blessed with NON-f*cked up TEEF like those pics. My little cousin still can't say "teeth" yet so he says teef all the time and it's the cutest thing ever.
So today was a little awkward. My grandmother is still trying to introduce me to upstanding Christian suitors but all of a sudden she went like full-blown whackjob on me and said "Just as long as you don't bring a white boy home who has a nutty family....I really couldn't handle that MESS!!!!" It was the single funniest moment of the day not just because I'm gay and bringing a "white boy" home isn't even in the cards but because I've recently been crushing on a white girl who's family is WAY bonkers. Not the normal "Oh don't offer uncle Joey a beer, he's trying to lay off the sauce" bonkers. It's more like "Holy sh*t he cheated again and this time she's got a knife!!!!" kinda bonkers. Oh well at least I won't be bringing a white boy home to meet the folks, just wait til they find out he has a vajayjay. Let the good times roll!!!!!
Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:46pm
But then my grandma eats like a bird, cusses like sailor, only drinks her bloody marys, demands to pay everything in cash, and is still one upstanding Catholic woman. Maybe our grandmas should meet.
Posted: 1/5/10 at 12:38am
SCENE: Patrick G.A.C. of an old money Massachusetts family has a discussion with Nana C. of the same background.
NANA: Oh the Great Depression was terrible.
PATRICK: Really Nana, you remember the Great Depression?
NANA: Yes, it was terrible. People didn't even have cars then.
PATRICK: Wow Nana you guys didn't have a car?
NANA: No no sweetie, people didn't have cars; we had two.
Gem.
Posted: 1/6/10 at 12:39pm
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Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:17pm
So, today has been sooooo good... I have an audition for Candide at the end of the month and a great audition song, I get paid today, I get to have dinner with the girls annnnnnd the boy is coming over tonight after his rehearsal!!! I am majorly excited about that.... but f*ck I need to clean up in here!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuPosted: 1/6/10 at 1:21pm
Awesome, Kels! Let us know how it goes with the boy.
Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:30pm
Posted: 1/6/10 at 5:38pm
Break a leg, Kels! And have fun tonight!
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Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:02pm
I'm hoping karma is a bitch for that guy.
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:16pm
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The only reason I think he did unfriend people is because my friend Ana who was on the school paper's editing staff with him was never aware of him not being her friend. In fact she thought I unfriended him.
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:42pm
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:03pm
Seriously, that dude is CRAZY!
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:10pm
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Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:17pm
Am I the only one who is overly particular about friending? I'm weird about letting anyone on my FB. And I don't care who's feelings I hurt ignoring requests. I know...I'm weird.
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:22pm
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