I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!- Page 176
I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!
#4375happiness :D
Posted: 1/4/10 at 10:19pm
OH NO OH NO CANNOT UNSEE THOSE PICTURES! You know, I absolutely hate the dentist, but somehow I really don't mind having to go there tomorrow now.
#4376happiness :D
Posted: 1/4/10 at 10:32pmI just went to the dentist today. All is well in my mouth. My dentist has this new handy gadget that's like a really fine brush which polishes and buffs your teeth without toothpaste. Now I don't have to deal with the really dry and gritty kind they once had! And I got a referral so I could go to the orthodontist to get Invisalign :) I will finally have nice teeth!
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#4377happiness :D
Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:00pm
All is well in my mouth.
Lord, how many times have I said that?!! Sorry I couldn't resist.
Yeah Danmag, those pictures are gnarly, and not in the good way. Thank goodness I've been blessed with NON-f*cked up TEEF like those pics. My little cousin still can't say "teeth" yet so he says teef all the time and it's the cutest thing ever.
So today was a little awkward. My grandmother is still trying to introduce me to upstanding Christian suitors but all of a sudden she went like full-blown whackjob on me and said "Just as long as you don't bring a white boy home who has a nutty family....I really couldn't handle that MESS!!!!" It was the single funniest moment of the day not just because I'm gay and bringing a "white boy" home isn't even in the cards but because I've recently been crushing on a white girl who's family is WAY bonkers. Not the normal "Oh don't offer uncle Joey a beer, he's trying to lay off the sauce" bonkers. It's more like "Holy sh*t he cheated again and this time she's got a knife!!!!" kinda bonkers. Oh well at least I won't be bringing a white boy home to meet the folks, just wait til they find out he has a vajayjay. Let the good times roll!!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#4378happiness :D
Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:46pm
LOL tofu, I say this with the highest respect, your family's dysfunction makes me feel a bit better about my family.
But then my grandma eats like a bird, cusses like sailor, only drinks her bloody marys, demands to pay everything in cash, and is still one upstanding Catholic woman. Maybe our grandmas should meet.
#4379happiness :D
Posted: 1/5/10 at 12:38am
My favorite grandma story, unfortunately, is about my friend's grandmother & not my own.
SCENE: Patrick G.A.C. of an old money Massachusetts family has a discussion with Nana C. of the same background.
NANA: Oh the Great Depression was terrible.
PATRICK: Really Nana, you remember the Great Depression?
NANA: Yes, it was terrible. People didn't even have cars then.
PATRICK: Wow Nana you guys didn't have a car?
NANA: No no sweetie, people didn't have cars; we had two.
Gem.
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4381happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 12:39pmThis is going to seem like a strange question, but has anyone else noticed a large amount of views of their profile in the past week?? I just saw there were over 1000 views in the past 7 days...I am wondering if there is some kind of glitch on BWW or have I just developed a massive fanbase in the last week? Or a stalker with WAAAAY too much time on their hands?
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4383happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:13pmYes, there have been 1104 views on my profile in the past 7 days. WTF?
KFTC!!!!!
#4384happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:17pm
Dan- I think it might be a glitch because mine has gotten 650 views in the last 7 days! Or all have stalkers!
So, today has been sooooo good... I have an audition for Candide at the end of the month and a great audition song, I get paid today, I get to have dinner with the girls annnnnnd the boy is coming over tonight after his rehearsal!!! I am majorly excited about that.... but f*ck I need to clean up in here!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#4385happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:21pm
Huge glitch...1098 times in the past 7 days? No way. I'm not on here enough, nor am I interesting enough for that to be a real number.
Awesome, Kels! Let us know how it goes with the boy.
#4386happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:30pmWhew!!! That was seriously freaking me out!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4387happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 5:38pm
Did you think "D" found his way over here, danmag? HAHAH! He sent me a new friend request after unfriending me. I accepted it, only to see what shenanigans he's up to now.
Break a leg, Kels! And have fun tonight!
KFTC!!!!!
#4388happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 5:52pmOh, I'm sure he's up to his usual trolling and impersonating, Stock. What a f*cking loser...
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4389happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 5:58pmI know. He unfriended Theresa too, and I see he's added her back now as well. He's yet to make any comments on my status updates or write on my wall though. I don't know what he's up to. I'm wondering if he thinks maybe you are there with another name or something.
KFTC!!!!!
#4390happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:02pm
Seriously, he is one of the disturbed people I have ever "met". You watch out for him...and keep your eyes out if you get a friend request from a young, good looking man you don't know. That would be him and his fake profiles...
I'm hoping karma is a bitch for that guy.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4391happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:16pmHe is definitely not right in the head. I would never accept a friend request from someone I didn't know anyway. Even if they have a ton of mutual friends from HS or something, I always PM someone asking who they are.
KFTC!!!!!
#4392happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:30pmStock, I don't think he unfriended anyone - I believe he was reported and lost his account for awhile. He came back on and T friended him right away and then he was knocked off again. Now he's back on again and T once again friended him right away - he requested me, but I have been ignoring his request.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4393happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:33pm
Really...........interesting. I don't understand why they let him back on?
The only reason I think he did unfriend people is because my friend Ana who was on the school paper's editing staff with him was never aware of him not being her friend. In fact she thought I unfriended him.
KFTC!!!!!
#4394happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 6:42pmNo, he was definitely gone, because I searched for his name when I saw that he was gone and it did not come up on "all" people search.
#4395happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:03pm
I think he was just off for a very short time, but then went back on but hid his profile so the only people that could see it were his friends. I'm sure he did unfriend you, but now heeeeeee's baaaaaack!
Seriously, that dude is CRAZY!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4396happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:10pmI don't know what his problem is. Besides that he's nuts.
KFTC!!!!!
#4397happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:16pmI'm pretty sure his problem is he's mysogynistic sociopath. But that's just me guessing....
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4398happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:17pm
ok, someone needs to fill me in on this..
Am I the only one who is overly particular about friending? I'm weird about letting anyone on my FB. And I don't care who's feelings I hurt ignoring requests. I know...I'm weird.
#4399happiness :D
Posted: 1/6/10 at 7:22pmNo, Clever...you are smart. All my problems on Facebook came from friending people I didn't really know.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
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