All is well in my mouth. Lord, how many times have I said that?!! Sorry I couldn't resist.
Yeah Danmag, those pictures are gnarly, and not in the good way. Thank goodness I've been blessed with NON-f*cked up TEEF like those pics. My little cousin still can't say "teeth" yet so he says teef all the time and it's the cutest thing ever.
So today was a little awkward. My grandmother is still trying to introduce me to upstanding Christian suitors but all of a sudden she went like full-blown whackjob on me and said "Just as long as you don't bring a white boy home who has a nutty family....I really couldn't handle that MESS!!!!" It was the single funniest moment of the day not just because I'm gay and bringing a "white boy" home isn't even in the cards but because I've recently been crushing on a white
girl who's family is WAY bonkers. Not the normal "Oh don't offer uncle Joey a beer, he's trying to lay off the sauce" bonkers. It's more like "Holy sh*t he cheated again and this time she's got a knife!!!!" kinda bonkers. Oh well at least I won't be bringing a white boy home to meet the folks, just wait til they find out
he has a vajayjay. Let the good times roll!!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed