So I pretend like I'm a hermit and a curmudgeon, but I make the effort to go to the occasional party, mostly as a "thank you for remembering I exist even though I've not seen you for a freakishly long time", and I end up having a really great time and - uhoh! - starting the new year with a new crush!
Just what IS it about brown-eyed boys with beautiful smiles that transforms me back into the graceless, awkward 14 year old who would stare at boys across a room, hoping that this creepy and antisocial behaviour would make them realise they were madly in love with me? It's totally embarrassing, man. But he is VERY pretty, so am I allowed to throw dignity to the wind and Facebook-stalk him? I mean, he did say something about Facebook-stalking me, but that could've just been small-talk banter, like when you've met a new person and aren't invested enough to make real conversation? Oh, I don't know. I've been sitting by the 'book all day like a big freakin' nerd on the offchance I get stalked first. XD Or I could message our mutual friend and be all "hey, lovely to see you the other night, you looked great, nice to meet your other half, TELL ME ALL ABOUT THAT CUTE GUY YOU BROUGHT ALONG, loved your hair!" in super unsubtle stylee? AM SUCH A 14 YEAR OLD RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!
OR! I could go to bed so I'll actually be up in time to shower, pack lunch, de-ice the car, AND get to work in time. Sounds like a plan!
2010's already awesome. May I wish you all the happiest of new years! You ladies (biologically and otherwise) all deserve fabulous 2010s, and I truly wish for you to have them. :3
Updated On: 1/1/10 at 07:14 PM