BRADLEY COOPER IS BEAUTIFUL. The douchier he gets in movies, the more I want to drive to Hollywood and assault him.
Loved "The Hangover", too...aside from the exuberant trio of women behind me, who thought "fat Jesus" was the funniest phrase of all time and had to yell it at the character EVERY TIME he was on the screen from that moment to the end of the movie. They also interjected useful comments such as, "that tiger be cute" and "mmmhmmm, that little Chinese man be FUNNY." Inside voices, ladies.
Anyway, hey chicas (and chico)! I've been working/drinking/working/drinking for the past 48 hours, but I'm ready to settle in with some grub and my dogs and watch the premiere of "True Blood" tonight.
I'm watching it right now, Maisie! I always thought Kendra was hilarious, not to mention that the opener to the show is so tacky and completely wonderful. I'm all over Denise Richards's show at 10:30, too. I think BETTER of you.
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Ok, so right now I'm watching this movie called Teeth for the second time. I honestly think I'm severally screwed up cuz it's just getting funnier and funnier to me. The V. Dentata is nothing to mess around with!!!! Plus I watched Funny Games last night...OMG that's some sadistic sh*t if I ever saw it. YIKES!!!
:/ I swear, this weekend just keeps getting worse and worse
My mom just woke me up because yesterday, my Great Aunt, who lives in Norfolk, went missing. Her boyfriend called and said that she had left for church but then she never called him and she never returned. She had Alzheimer's so this was no good... so her daughter (who we are really close with) kept us up to date and they found her 2 hours away in North Carolina. She had hit a pole and crashed but her air bag deployed and they took her to the hospital and gave her a CT scan. At the hospital, the doctors said she was talking and said that she was still trying to get to church. Well, I guess not too long ago, she went into cardiac arrest and died.
Oh, Piano...I'm so sorry to hear that. I'll be thinking of you - hope your family is doing ok...
Oh Piano, I'm so sorry. You and your family are in my prayers.
Piano, that is horrible. It must have been the most terrifying and awful experience for you, and I will definitely keep you and your family in mind. Is a funeral planned?
Ok, so right now I'm watching this movie called Teeth for the second time.
Oh, no. I have a friend who is OBSESSED with that movie.
PIano - I <3 you and keep your head up!
Man I have missed a lot!
I am just popping in because I have to go to work in 15 mins.... I no longer have internet at home and I won't for a while because I am moving soon. I am getting a place downtown because the owners of the park I live in are scamming me (and it's in the middle of nowhere!). It seems that there is a large dose of CRAZY going around lately! Eek!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
School is canceled today because the seniors have graduation, and I'm glad because I have a disgusting cold and disfiguring sunburn. I mean, it's only slight reddishness, not even peeling and it doesn't hurt at all, but my skin is so pale that it looks like someone painted a strip of red across my whole face right under my eyes and splashed it on the top part of my chest and my upper arms. I look really stupid.
Especially since I'm lazing around wearing a white cami and a pair of hideous oversized beige cargo shorts. Not that there is any kind of oversized beige cargo shorts that AREN'T hideous. Bleeehrghhh. I sound like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when I talk. And I look like him, thanks to el sunburno.
Piano, that is such a sad story. I'm so sorry. Alzheimers is so heartbreaking for all involved. I hope in my life time they find a cure. How great would that be?
Piano, I'm so sorry for your loss. You and your family are in my prayers.
Schmerg, Teeth is HILARIOUS. Has anyone else seen that movie? (I think I missed that discussion...)
Piano, that is awful and scary. Thinking of you and your family.
blonde (and tofu), I LOVE Teeth. I did a double feature of Teeth and Shrooms once...best movies I ever did see.
Piano- I am soooo sorry for all the bad stuff lately.
Weez- I sent an email to several performers on myspace and actually got emails back from a couple of them. Gaelen Gilliland wrote me a long email back. So I say go for it! :)
I've never heard of Shrooms before, but if you're putting it in the same category as Teeth then I know it's a must-see.
Speaking of Teeth, I just got back from the dentist... CAVITY FREE. I've been freaking out because one of my teeth has been hurting me when I eat, but apparently that's just because I cut my gum on something.
Every time my brother, sister, and I go to the dentist, it seems like I'm always the one who has a cavity, and they're fine. I only have two fillings, but I lost most of my baby teeth in eighth grade, and I had a LOT of cavities in the baby teeth... and I'm the only one who brushes and flosses twice a day!
Ew! I hate the dentist Schmerg! I never floss... oops, so every time they floss, it hurts, but they never say anything.
I'm an obsessive flosser. I floss while I watch TV. I even carry the little sticks in a container in my purse...I'm weird.
LOL Clever! I am ALSO an obsessive flosser. And I brush my teeth about 10 times a day. And go to the dentist every 3 months!!
Everyone has some weird thing....mine just happens to be compulsive oral hygiene.
clever, I floss CONSTANTLY. I can't stand having anything caught in my teeth. I get the same kind of sick pleasure out of it that I do when I pluck my eyebrows (I have never waxed them or let anyone else touch them...it's a masochistic thing that I have to do every single day).
I'm off to the casino. Downtown Detroit, gambling on a Monday evening? Why yes, I am classy.
I'm with Piano on this one, I never floss. It grosses me out for some reason. But I brush CONSTANTLY. And I've never had a cavity so I'm sticking with my routine.
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