#1751
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:22pm
Can I marry Neil Patrick Harris even though I have lady parts?
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#1752
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:23pm
I don't see how you're going to marry Josh Groban when I've specifically asked for him for Christmas. I don't care much for his music, but his sense of humour is amazing. :3
Oh geez, Aaron Tveit's even younger than me! Only by, like, a year, but still! Man, the older I get, the younger the pretty boys get.
(Can I marry Tom Hiddleston? And have slumber parties with him?)
Oh geez, Aaron Tveit's even younger than me! Only by, like, a year, but still! Man, the older I get, the younger the pretty boys get.
(Can I marry Tom Hiddleston? And have slumber parties with him?)
#1753
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:27pm
We'll have to have a cage match to fight for the death of Josh Groban's love!
I LOVE his singing. Love it. Ohmygawd. I could die.
I LOVE his singing. Love it. Ohmygawd. I could die.
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
Updated On: 7/1/09 at 06:27 PM
#1754
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:29pm
Well, you can marry him then, but you both have to come round for dinner frequently so we can all share many laughs together. :3 And you MUSTN'T complain when I grab your husband's ass in the kitchen! :P
#1755
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:40pm
with all this Josh Groban love I see that Robert Downey Jr. is mine for the taking :3 huzzah!
#1756
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:45pm
Okay, uh, I'm going to bed before I am overcome with the silliness and start making lists of which of us is Officially Married to which poor unsuspecting celeb. Ooh, flashbacks to my early days in Pokemon fandom where we all started fighting over who was going to marry which Weasley... XD
Night all! ^_^
Night all! ^_^
#1757
Posted: 7/1/09 at 6:48pm
Alright, I'd be happy to bring him around for dinner. You can drool all you want, but no touching :P
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#1759
Posted: 7/1/09 at 7:37pm
Well in that case I call dibs on nuptials with Missy Higgins. I doubt anyone on this thread'll be fighting me for her.
Newgirl, seriously has there ever been a bigger a**hole on the planet?! Maybe I've just got too much of that woman scorned, "Burning Bed" gene running through me, but he'd find a flat tire on his car or at least a well orchestrated rumor about him being a eunuch. I doubt another woman would want him after hearing about his "unfortunate accident" with a weed whacker on his tally whacker.
I do hope you feel better soon though. Hunker down with some good red and the Grey's Anatomy box set.
(This is my way of sending *hugs* from NC to Chicago)
Newgirl, seriously has there ever been a bigger a**hole on the planet?! Maybe I've just got too much of that woman scorned, "Burning Bed" gene running through me, but he'd find a flat tire on his car or at least a well orchestrated rumor about him being a eunuch. I doubt another woman would want him after hearing about his "unfortunate accident" with a weed whacker on his tally whacker.
I do hope you feel better soon though. Hunker down with some good red and the Grey's Anatomy box set.
(This is my way of sending *hugs* from NC to Chicago)
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#1760
Posted: 7/1/09 at 7:42pm
So Henry's new favorite song is "My penis and my butt, My butt and my peeeenis......"
And he's standing right here and has now found it reasonable to be able to read what I just wrote.
And he's standing right here and has now found it reasonable to be able to read what I just wrote.
KFTC!!!!!
#1761
Posted: 7/1/09 at 8:13pm
LOL Stock! Your son is my new hero.
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#1762
Posted: 7/1/09 at 9:48pm
Did he write this song himself, or did some miniature Sondheim in his elementary school come up with it?
Anyway, I get to marry... er... well, I can't think of any youngish celebrities who I really like. They're all older. Eurgh, I'm a creep. Oh well, at least James Barbour was never on my list of crushes (though his voice is definitely in my top five favorites).
Okay, I get Neil Cicierega. That Potter Puppet Pals guy. Yeah, he's the best... except he looks like he'd snap like a twig if I hugged him.
Anyway, I get to marry... er... well, I can't think of any youngish celebrities who I really like. They're all older. Eurgh, I'm a creep. Oh well, at least James Barbour was never on my list of crushes (though his voice is definitely in my top five favorites).
Okay, I get Neil Cicierega. That Potter Puppet Pals guy. Yeah, he's the best... except he looks like he'd snap like a twig if I hugged him.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#1763
Posted: 7/1/09 at 9:58pm
oh oh oh I want Penn Badgely
"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."
#1764
Posted: 7/1/09 at 10:07pm
1) My sympathies to newgirl. If you would like to get together with a new friend and trash the bugger over some drinks, let me know!
2) Stockard, your son is hilarious. Is that his only song, or one of his greatest hits?
3) I see I already lost dibs on Aaron Tveit, so I guess I'll settle for Ryan Reynolds. I don't think he can sing, but those abs should keep me entertained for a while.
2) Stockard, your son is hilarious. Is that his only song, or one of his greatest hits?
3) I see I already lost dibs on Aaron Tveit, so I guess I'll settle for Ryan Reynolds. I don't think he can sing, but those abs should keep me entertained for a while.
Updated On: 7/1/09 at 10:07 PM
#1765
Posted: 7/1/09 at 10:12pm
I'd like to place Bradley Cooper on hold.
Stockard, it's never too early to learn important anatomical terms. Your son is going places.
Really, that's so hilarious and cute.
newgirl, I'm sorry to hear that...you are obviously way too good for that guy. On to better things!
Stockard, it's never too early to learn important anatomical terms. Your son is going places.
Really, that's so hilarious and cute. newgirl, I'm sorry to hear that...you are obviously way too good for that guy. On to better things!
#1766
Posted: 7/1/09 at 10:26pm
schmerg! I love that guy! Oh he's cute. :) Alas, Josh and I are to have a late summer wedding.
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#1767
Posted: 7/2/09 at 12:51am
Hmm, I'll marry Zac Efron, if that doesn't work out, I'll go for Ingrid Michaelson, or Regina Spektor, or actually, make that Allison Case :)
#1768
Posted: 7/2/09 at 6:57am
Wow, it's nice to see that girls never grow out of getting possessive about which famous fella they get for their imaginary husband. I genuinely thought I was completely childish for still being like that, but as long as all you guys are too, that's awesome. 
I'm sorry, samn, but I *am* going to be grabbig Groban's ass in the kitchen, probably while I get dessert and he helps with drinks. But he's too much of a gentleman to mention it, and I value our friendship too much to do anything more, so you've REALLY nothing to worry about.
Now, Danmag, on the other hand... XD It seems almost like there's two different types of people in this world - people who haven't a clue who Aaron Tveit is, and people who'd totally tap that given the chance. If only we could clone him!
Ah well, I'm confident I shall be very happy with my imaginary husband Tom Hiddleston anyway. :3
OH MY GOD IT'S TOO HOT IN THIS HERE ENGLAND. *dies*
I'm sorry, samn, but I *am* going to be grabbig Groban's ass in the kitchen, probably while I get dessert and he helps with drinks. But he's too much of a gentleman to mention it, and I value our friendship too much to do anything more, so you've REALLY nothing to worry about.
Now, Danmag, on the other hand... XD It seems almost like there's two different types of people in this world - people who haven't a clue who Aaron Tveit is, and people who'd totally tap that given the chance. If only we could clone him!
Ah well, I'm confident I shall be very happy with my imaginary husband Tom Hiddleston anyway. :3
OH MY GOD IT'S TOO HOT IN THIS HERE ENGLAND. *dies*
#1769
Posted: 7/2/09 at 7:59am
oh oh oh I want Penn Badgely
I CALL ED WESTWICK!! We can be Gossip Girls together (And Danmag's husband can have Chase of course)
I CALL ED WESTWICK!! We can be Gossip Girls together
(And Danmag's husband can have Chase of course)
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#1770
Posted: 7/2/09 at 8:00am
Weez, I'm all about SHARING my celebrity crushes. Now, I hope JAG feels the same way, because Bradley Cooper is my back-up man...
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#1771
Posted: 7/2/09 at 9:58am
OK, I'm breezing through here to place claims on Johnny Depp and Robert Pattinson.
#1772
Posted: 7/2/09 at 10:11am
HellsBells2, imagine them together! Too many high cheekbones in one place!
For some reason, the celebrity I've been the MOST attracted to was Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar Named Desire." And he was playing the biggest loser who probably ever existed, so...
For some reason, the celebrity I've been the MOST attracted to was Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar Named Desire." And he was playing the biggest loser who probably ever existed, so...
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#1773
Posted: 7/2/09 at 10:17am
Oh Schmerg, I DO imagine us together - YUMMERS!!!!!!
#1774
Posted: 7/2/09 at 10:24am
I'm in love with Johnny Depp. Don't get me started. DON'T GET ME STARTED!!!
#1775
Posted: 7/2/09 at 10:36am
Clever, my first born was conceived during a Johnny Depp fantasy/visualization!!!!!!!
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