That is quite the predicament you have there, JAG. Kind of like this one time my mom's friend got hit in the head with a peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich. No one was around except them, and out of nowhere this sandwhich smacks her in the face. I'm giggling as I type this. The world may never know...
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim