"I wasn't going to tell everyone he finally had that penis reduction he's been putting off forever. Hopefully, making it a normal size will reduce the backaches. Not his, but still...."
Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis *reduction*?
Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"