I hate being a middle-ager- Page 2
I hate being a middle-ager
#25I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:45pmWell, I only sleep six hours on a good night, so yeah, three times is about right.
#26I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:45pmSex...three times a night?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#27I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:50pmTaz, I can hardly remember it.
#28I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:52pm
It's fun, but over-rated.
Stick to peeing 3 times a night. It's a lot easeir emotionally.
#29I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:53pmJoe-I'm currently at four times a night. (getting up to pee)
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#30I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:53pmI love being middle-aged. I just don't like my body being middle-aged.
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#31I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:57pmyou pee standing up Jane? What else don't we know about you?
#32I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:01pm
My dad had that problem, but he found a way to fix it.
A urostomy.
#33I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:01pm
"What else don't we know about you?"
Oh, that I haven't been a woman for my entire life as far as I know.
KIDDING! But I'm still in the middle aged category, I found out.
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#34I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:27pmThis thread cracks me up....
#35I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:29pmStockard, I love how you laugh so easily-you're a ray of sunshine!
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#36I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:45pmHAHAHA! I guess I am rather easily amused......
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#37I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:55pmOh fer cry aye!
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#38I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 5:58pmI thought MAYBE if I was nice to absolutely every single person on this board, everyone would be nice back. And not to be cynical- but its just not true. Some people are just ass burgers. So now I openly just don't give a crap what anyone thinks of me and I've realized the people who go on here are all generally ridiculous- with some exceptions.
#39I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 6:06pm
Joe, I started laughing in a really disturbing way when I saw the post of mine that you spoofed earlier in the thread. Dude, I come off as SUCH a brat! 
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#40I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 6:27pm
"Oh fer cry aye!"
Oh how I've missed that expression......
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#41I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 6:54pm
You go to bed one night and you're 28. You get up one morning and you're 48.
What the hell happened?
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#42I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:05pm
My knee is barking. An hour on the elliptical several days a week.
Have to put some ice on it.
I get my alumni newsletter from Hofstra and I would flip back five pages to find my class, then it was ten
Now the first thing that I do is check 'The In Memoriums to see if I know anyone who croaked.
#43I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:10pm
"the first thing that I do is check 'The In Memoriums to see if I know anyone who croaked."
Wexy, my mother does that. surely you're not in that age category. I met you and you're not that old!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#44I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:15pm
It is kinda depressing having to thumb back a bunch of pages to find news of anyone you might know.
The last time I was at my cousin's house she had this picture of me, her and my sister at my grandfather's funeral. I think I was 23.
It was so depressing. I was like "was I really that cute and skinny?"
#45I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:21pmAww, Stockard, but you're gorgeous! Also, you mentioned that you didn't even get married until you were thirty-six-- in that picture of you that you briefly used as your avatar, I would've thought you were no older than thirty-five.
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#46I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:23pm
Stockard is as pretty as a movie star! I swear, in her avatar, I'd think she was a high school girl!
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 07:23 PM
#47I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:25pm
Really Stockard! If you're fat and ugly now, where does that leave the rest of us?
Revel in your middle-age hotness!
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#48I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:40pm
Awww, thanks you guys! That picture makes me look better than I do in real life. Plus I was tan.
(psst....Joe. You do realize that that is Rizzo in my avi, right? HAHAHA)
#49I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 7:51pmnew favorite thread!
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