I hate being a middle-ager
I hate being a middle-ager
Joined: 12/31/69
#1I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:42pm
Because "girls" my age can be so mean.
And it's only "Middle aged" if I can manage to live to 90-something.
#2re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:51pm
I knew you were gonna start this thread. I KNEW it. 
....but the world goes 'round
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#2re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:57pm
I'm sorry to whine but it sucks to be 46. I thought she was my friend and now she goes out of her way to trash me every chance she gets.
Plus, I have to wake up every morning at 4 AM to pee!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:02pm
There's just ONE kid who hates my guts. He's the darling of the theatre board, and my mom says he's jealous because I'm younger and smarter and cuter and more popular with the boys and the theatre teacher also really loves me. He's incredibly cruel and barefaced insulting, but he's also extraordinarily talented, so it can't be jealousy. My mom cries every time I bring him up, so I mostly don't tell her the stuff he says.
I can't WAIT to be a senior.
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#5re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:03pm
But he's not going to make me cry again!
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 03:03 PM
#6re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:10pm
Whatever happened to the angst thread? Or was that only for teens and twentysomethings? 
This can be the Angst for the Middle-Agers thread.
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#7re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:17pmIt'll be ok Joe. You can hang out with Stockard and I. We'll all sit at the lunch table together and make fun of the cool kids.
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#8re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:18pm
XD
I guess when you're middle age you are too old to redefine yourself. You're basically stuck with being who you are
#9re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:20pm
That's not what Madonna says! Although if she's middle-aged, we'll be seeing Willard Scott's frozen head wishing her happy birthday someday.
What are we thirtysomethings to do? Make a tv show?
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 03:20 PM
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#10re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:21pm
Wait, danmag.
I thought I WAS one of the cool kids?
KFTC!!!!!
#11re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:23pmshhhh. Don't tell Joe that. I'm trying to make him feel better.
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#12re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:32pm
Oh thanks DanMag! Did you SEE Theresa's butt in those gray pants today?
Hey, you going to eat your cupcake?
#13re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:41pmo m g! IT WAS HUGE!!!
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#14re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:43pmI am almost 52 and damned proud of each year that I age. Why do people complain about aging?
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KrissySim
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#15re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:46pm
Grovers Corners, that was supposed to be a winkie-face on my post. I hit the wrong key.
But Calvin, this thirty-something is having the time of her life!
#16re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:49pm
I may even be considered past middle age. I don't know what the numbers are, but anyway, it is NEVER too late to redefine yourself and be stuck.
I'm constantly changing but maybe it's because I don't feel my chronological age. In other words, I'm not as old as I am.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#17re: I hate being a middle-ager
Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:51pmI actually am totally enjoying my 40's (aside from the part where you are kind of falling apart physically - other than that, two thumbs up!)
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#18I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:08pmWhen you are my age (fifty-eight), forty-six will seem so young.
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#19I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:28pm
Well you could always lie about your age Joe.
I believe we know someone who's in their 40s and yet claims to be 36.
....but the world goes 'round
#20I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:36pmThis reminds me that I know someone who had his birth certificate changed to make himself younger by two years.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#21I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:36pm
Gee...
...ZERS!
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#22I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:37pmThe worst part about being a 47 year-old man is getting up three times a night to pee.
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#23I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:41pmIt goes down to three times a night when I turn 47? Well, at least I have THAT to look forward to.
#24I hate being a middle-ager, but consider the alternative
Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:44pmDo you miss sex very much?
....but the world goes 'round
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