I hate being a middle-ager

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:42pm

Because "girls" my age can be so mean.

And it's only "Middle aged" if I can manage to live to 90-something.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:51pm

I knew you were gonna start this thread. I KNEW it.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:57pm

I'm sorry to whine but it sucks to be 46. I thought she was my friend and now she goes out of her way to trash me every chance she gets.

Plus, I have to wake up every morning at 4 AM to pee!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 2:58pm

HAHAHAHA

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:02pm

There's just ONE kid who hates my guts. He's the darling of the theatre board, and my mom says he's jealous because I'm younger and smarter and cuter and more popular with the boys and the theatre teacher also really loves me. He's incredibly cruel and barefaced insulting, but he's also extraordinarily talented, so it can't be jealousy. My mom cries every time I bring him up, so I mostly don't tell her the stuff he says.

I can't WAIT to be a senior.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:03pm

But he's not going to make me cry again!
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 03:03 PM

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:10pm

Whatever happened to the angst thread? Or was that only for teens and twentysomethings? This can be the Angst for the Middle-Agers thread.

[danmag]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:17pm

It'll be ok Joe. You can hang out with Stockard and I. We'll all sit at the lunch table together and make fun of the cool kids.

[KrissySim]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:18pm

XD
I guess when you're middle age you are too old to redefine yourself. You're basically stuck with being who you are

[Calvin]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:20pm

That's not what Madonna says! Although if she's middle-aged, we'll be seeing Willard Scott's frozen head wishing her happy birthday someday.

What are we thirtysomethings to do? Make a tv show?
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 03:20 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:21pm

Wait, danmag.

I thought I WAS one of the cool kids?

[danmag]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:23pm

shhhh. Don't tell Joe that. I'm trying to make him feel better.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:32pm

Oh thanks DanMag! Did you SEE Theresa's butt in those gray pants today?

Hey, you going to eat your cupcake?

[danmag]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:41pm

o m g! IT WAS HUGE!!!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:43pm

I am almost 52 and damned proud of each year that I age. Why do people complain about aging?

[KrissySim]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:46pm

Grovers Corners, that was supposed to be a winkie-face on my post. I hit the wrong key.

But Calvin, this thirty-something is having the time of her life!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:49pm

I may even be considered past middle age. I don't know what the numbers are, but anyway, it is NEVER too late to redefine yourself and be stuck.

I'm constantly changing but maybe it's because I don't feel my chronological age. In other words, I'm not as old as I am.

[danmag]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 3:51pm

I actually am totally enjoying my 40's (aside from the part where you are kind of falling apart physically - other than that, two thumbs up!)

[WOSQ]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:08pm

When you are my age (fifty-eight), forty-six will seem so young.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:28pm

Well you could always lie about your age Joe.

I believe we know someone who's in their 40s and yet claims to be 36.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:36pm

This reminds me that I know someone who had his birth certificate changed to make himself younger by two years.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:36pm

Gee...


...ZERS!

[madbrian]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:37pm

The worst part about being a 47 year-old man is getting up three times a night to pee.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:41pm

It goes down to three times a night when I turn 47? Well, at least I have THAT to look forward to.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/20/09 at 4:44pm

Do you miss sex very much?