First off...forget most of what I told you about the car. I did have the job. I was horrible at it. Couldn't pay attention for crap.
Yes, I lied to you. Not really a pathological liar since I haven't lied since. And yes, I cooked the cake from scratch but I couldn't boil noodles. Go figure.
And no, you're not my only friends. This wasn't supposed to be an attention thing but just to vent. All of the first message in this thread was the truth.
Don't know what it means, but it sure gave my sibilance a work out.
The thing is, Oblivious is detailing the karma rule. That he lied when he told the stories and now wants sympathy, well, my glass house IS sturdy enough to point out the inconsistencies.
Plus, why on earth with the demonstrating pathological lies, are we even assuming he's telling the truth now?
solipsism is the philosophical theory that all you can ever *really* know is yourself, or that the self is the only reality. Very Ayn Rand.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Beav, you're such a generous spirit. I know for a fact, after reading this boy's threads (and yes, you are just a boy playing with fire in a world of men) that I would not be able to stand being in his presence for more than the 30 seconds it would take to laugh in his face and to remind him that HE made the bed he is now wetting himself in.
And if you want mean, CaptainObtuse, take a look back at those old threads where you were bragging about the car and the trust fund and how everybody else is just poor trash.
Too bad the thread didn't go in the direction you wanted, i.e., that people either forgot the lies you told before, but at this point, if YOU don't want to read the harsh glare of reality shining on your lies, maybe YOU should stop reading the thread.
Seek some therapy. People would be more sympathetic to your situation if you hadn't blatantly lied the way you did.
From what I've read you came on here and posted, no, more like bragged about the Benz. You lied about that, you obviously lied about a trust fund because if that were true you'd have something to fall back on and a job really wouldn't be an issue.
So really to make a long story short, you ain't getting any sympathy here kid.
Sometimes in this life we reap what we sew, we fall on our asses and then we have to pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off and move on. I suggest you do this.
I think the point is Captain_Oveur is that you outright lied to board members (Note to YOU, you know who YOU are... bold faced lies are different that omissions). At first you gloated, which makes others feel badly... Then you pleaded for sympathy, which people gave. Later on, someone connects the dots and we see that some people were manipulated by the Cirque du Regurgitation that you have felt necessary to share with the entire planet.
ckeaton, I would very much like to take this opportunity to kneel before you and beg your hand in matrimony.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
I am hurt. I though you were my friend. I guess if that is the way you treat your "friends" who needs you? You have completely shot any ounce of cridibility you ever had and will not be trusted. I suggest you change your screen name, how about Capt. Pinnocchio?
Breaking News: Captain_Overdose has just been cast in the upcoming season of Fox's smash hit 'Simple Life 5: Cruisin'' The sure to be hit pairs him with Nicole Richie. The duo are going to be cruising the Caribbean in a rusty old powerboat selling plastic dog crap to the natives. What will they think of next!?
ETA: Too late, Jaily-bird... two years ago, I would have booked us a car to the Berkshires.
wtf? I'm not doing drugs. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a kid trying to live my life and I've messed up. Just stop being all defensive and mean and just say "i hope your life gets better" whether you really mean it or not. I honestly don't care. Honestly. I told you one thing then honeslty told you another.
Lies, lies, using lies as alibis Lie's, lies, just a devil in disguise It's the same game Played in so many ways Everyone is the victim too It's just a waste of time Made for simple minds So why do people insist on lies I'll give my life a different way Refuse to let myself become a victim Getting caught you in a vicious web of lies, they can hurt you And destroy you, you watch out for lies, just a devil in disguise
The nation's leaders as well as teachers Practice lies as a way of liFe, yes they do So think before you speak Cause what you sow you reap The truth will always come to light Will we ever learn one day That telling lies always bring to matters Misery and sometimes pain
Lies, lies, using lies as alibis Lie's, lies, just a devil in disguise It's the same game Played in so many ways Everyone is the victim too It's just a waste of time Made for simple minds So why do people insist on lies I'll give my life a different way Refuse to let myself become a victim Getting caught you in a vicious web of lies, they can hurt you And destroy you, you watch out for lies, just a devil in disguise
Lies and deceit Yes it's running real rampant Communities suffering, yo I can't stand it When we think of lies we tend to think of politicians But what about the husband who's on a mission Lying to his wife so he can get it on and get some Coming back home with a dumb expression Written on a face that he's guilty as a criminal It's time to change your attitude People do you hear me, don't listen To a funky rhyme that's kickin' knowledge that we need We lie about our hair And we know we got a weave Politicians lie about the things they're gonna do And everybody's tale affects me and you A smoker lies about the money that he stole And a dope dealer never tells you how he got his gold I guess what Debbie T. is really trying to say When you break it all down we're all the same I'll live my life a different way Refuse to let myself be caught up In a vicious web of lies
Lies, lies, using lies as alibis Lie's, lies, just a devil in disguise It's the same game Played in so many ways Everyone is the victim too It's just a waste of time Made for simple minds So why do people insist on lies I'll give my life a different way Refuse to let myself become a victim Getting caught you in a vicious web of lies, they can hurt you And destroy you, you watch out for lies, just a devil in disguise
Here's some song selections for you iPod. Did you get to keep that, at least, or did the evil ogre take that back along with Zelda?
"Lies" -- Matt Caplan "Liar!" -- Three Dog Night "Lies, Lies, Lies" -- Thompson Twins "Tell Me Lies" -- Fleetwood Mac "Liar" -- The Sex Pistols "Lies" -- Guns 'n' Roses "Lies" -- En Vogue "Lies" -- Elton John "Lies" -- Roxette "Our Lies" -- Rasputina "Read Between the Lies" -- Slayer "Burn the Lies" -- Hatebreed "Lies" -- Stephen Stills "Lies" -- Cyndi Lauper "The Lady Lies" -- Genesis "Lies" -- Violent Femmes "For All Tomorrow's Lies" -- Berlin
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