Okay, Cliff Notes...
CO got a Mercedes, and he was all proud and happy and started a thread about how much he ruled because he had a Mercedes.
Not long after, he started another thread about how he lost the Mercedes, even though his good job as a dental surgical assistant paid him enough for the monthly payments, because the trust fund he had from his grandfather wouldn't allow him to take out enough money to make the down payment. So they came and took it away. He was very sad.
Now here is a NEW thread about how the aforementioned Mercedes was actually a gift from a boyfriend of sorts, who took it back when CO made it "obvious" that he didn't like him like that. On this thread, he pontificates on the fabulous dinner he made.
This thread coincides with another thread telling us he can't boil pasta.
We're all very confused.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson