When I was in High School, during lunch, I used to pee in the art room sink.
Let me explain.
The school's bathrooms were so filthy - I hated going in there.
The Art Teacher, Mrs. Lewis, adored me. Especially, after the abstract oil painting I did of Jim Morrison and my homage of Maria Callas in decoupage
Anyway - I would often be allowed to work in the Art Room during lunch. One time, I had to go badly - with no way to get to the nearest john - and...
I just let it rip in the art room sink.
From then on, peeing in the art room sink during lunch became the norm.
This went on for years.
My friend TJ was the only one who knew and threatened to quit school if I took "...a dump in the kiln"..
Yes - I know now how disgusting this was..
Yes, I know now how wrong it was.....
Yes, I get how germ riddden this act was - never mind - how bad for the pipes...
What I'm getting at is if you choose too, you may hold the actions of a 15 year old against me for the rest of my life and assume that, to this day, I pee anywhere and everywhere that takes my fancy.
I will not be popular for saying this but it is LUDICROUS to hold someone accountable for something they did in 10th grade and it is even more ludicrous to assume what they did in homeroom in 1965 translates to whom they may or may not be now.
God help us all if it comes out Obama made fun of the girl with the big jugs in 11th grade.
And that's why you have no hair today...
Peeing in the sink is one thing, but holding someone down and cutting off their hair isn't a prank, it's assault.
As I said - we all better pray Obama never gave anyone a wedgie or a wet wille...that's assault too!
Jeffery Dahmer killed puppies and kittens in High school .
..........but did he pee in a sink...
Who knows?
And that's why you have no hair today...
No, Diva. I didn't read his whole long post (I mean, who WOULD?), but I think he meant that he has no hair today because he went to school with Mitt Romney.
Joey, I amazed you can still even read...
Anth used to hold me down and cut my hair until I peed...
You loved it...
...and what followed?
Memories...
Light the corners of my hole....
Damn too bad there weren't cell phones with video cameras back then! I would Py for a membership!
If you think peeing in the sink and holding down a terrified boy and cutting his hair off are the same thing, then I am alarmed for you.
I agree that we really can't hold people totally responsible for the actions of their 16 year old selves....but the problem isn't really that: the problem is of his seemingly lack of personal responsibility about the whole thing. He doesn't 'remember'? Hogwash.
If he 'manned up' to it, and prayed that no child ever experienced the kind of torment he put those kids through, I might let this one go.
Oh, he remembers...
He's trying to he's sorry for it, now... FLIPPTY FLOPPITY
I'm not a Romney fan ... but do you remember what YOU did in 8th Grade?
I can't remember what episode of SMASH I just watched (but who can, really). And that was Monday.
as I said, we all need to pray Obama never gave a terrified kid a wedgie .....or a noogie...or punched anyone..or kicked anyone..
ya know...like teenage boys do...and always have done.
And always will...
Yes, I was beat up on a weekly basis.
By people just like Mitt.
No, Anth...not all boys behave in that way. Not even close.
I too remember every time I was beat up in Jr High! I remember names and incidents crystal clear!
There will always be issues in High School.
There will always be a child who throws a punch...
There will always be a kid who kicks..
Not all - but a chunk...
I had knives and guns pulled on me.
And they got away with it.
MY GOD!
Where did you go to school???
The most we had was a pop gun!
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