The soup Nazi becomes The Ice Cream Nazi.
Yes, the word "artisanal" is pretentious, but there are definitely some off-beat, unusual ice cream flavors that are a cut above Breyer's and are worth a dollar or two more. When I was getting my master's degree, there was a wonderful boutique ice cream parlor in the town that made the best ice cream I've ever had, and I'd happily pay the extra buck for a scoop. This is not to say that ALL unique/experimental ice cream flavors work, but plenty of them do, and are worth the price increase.
If Breyer's is your thing, there's nothing wrong with that. But don't unilaterally dismiss everything else.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body