If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
#1If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 1:50pm
Just like this guy, who's running for Larry Craig's seat and has changed his name to Pro-Life.
I didn't even know they grew non-potato crops in Idaho
Jonny boy
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#2re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 1:51pmI'll vote for you Calvin =-)
#2re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 1:53pm
Between you and my mother, that's one vote for me. 
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#3re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 1:55pmYou need a running mate named "Liberty" so you can have buttons that say 'with Liberty and Sodomy for All!"
#4re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:06pmWhat do you mean, "change?"
#5re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:08pm
Right now, I'm just SodomyForSome.
And Joe, damn that Jimmy Stewart for shooting Liberty Valance!
#6re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:11pmAs they say on Datalounge, this thread is making me horny.
#7re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:13pmI think MeSoHorny is taken, Peej.
#8re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:14pm
I don't think he's running for re-erection.
I deserve to be slapped for that.
Updated On: 3/20/08 at 02:14 PM
#9re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:16pmYou do! And, say it again!!!
#10re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:17pm
A toast to Calvin and his campaign:
"Bottoms up!"
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#11re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:19pmThis is still funnier than a Tim Calhoun sketch.
#12re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:21pmI wanna run under Cal, I know I can be an asset to the campaign. I can be a real blowhard when needed.
....but the world goes 'round
#13re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:34pmUh, Jimmy didn't kill Liberty dear...
#14re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 2:35pm
Oh, wait. Was it John Wayne?
I take pride in having never seen a John Wayne movie (or a Ronald Reagan movie, for that matter). But the only other Liberty I could think of was the girl from Degrassi. And that would mean admitting I knew the characters' names from Degrassi. Besides, they're Canadians and can't run with me.
Updated On: 3/20/08 at 02:35 PM
#15re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 3:27pm
Yep--John Wayne did it...you haven't even seen THE QUIET MAN?
I bet you HAVE seen Reagan in DARK VICTORY Cal...
Wasn't Liberty Gerald Ford's dog? Not such a bad Liberty.
#16re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
Posted: 3/20/08 at 3:29pmNope. The closest I've come to seeing a Reagan film is that Golden Girls episode where Rose almost gets a visit from Gorbachev.
#17if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 3:33pmi thought that was your name.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 3:54pmYa got beat to that joke, papa.
#19if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 3:58pmcrap. i gotta start reading these threads before i throw my 7 and a half cents in.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#20if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 5:14pm7 1/2 cents--you musical queen!
#21if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 5:21pmDoesn't buy a helluva lot.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#22if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 5:27pmWill you pass out lube with your campaign slogan on it?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#23if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/20/08 at 5:55pmIf that's his name, he probably comes pre-lubed.
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#24if i run for office, i'm changing my name to sodomyforall
Posted: 3/21/08 at 12:42amI'm changing my name to Eileen Ulyck.
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