If YOU were a sandwich

#1

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:04pm

What sandwich would you be? Not what sandwich do you like to eat- but if your essence was converted into sandwich form, what sandwich would result?

Me, I'm a dipped Italian Beef, with green peppers, provolone cheese and a splash of pizza sauce. Sloppy,but oh so memorable.

#2

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:16pm

No question: a perfect reuben.

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#3

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:30pm

A foot long hoagie with onions and sweet peppers.

Updated On: 6/5/12 at 02:30 PM

#4

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:37pm

I am a hero.

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Updated On: 6/5/12 at 02:37 PM

#5

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:42pm

This is deep, Joe. I think I'd be an egg salad on rye.

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#6

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:43pm

I'd been in black & white - turkey, Swiss cheese, mayo, black olives, salt and pepper.

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#7

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:48pm

I AM a sandwich. 100% lean meat.

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#8

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:00pm

Salt cured Ham.

And lots of it.

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#9

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:07pm

BLT or Meatball hero

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#10

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:09pm

You are Egg salad Stockard- but on Whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.

#11

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:27pm

PB&J on white. More importantly fresh Wonder Bread, having a pressed dent in the middle where an apple had sat for a couple hours.

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Updated On: 6/5/12 at 03:27 PM

#12

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:37pm

I stand corrected!

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#13

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:41pm

Obviously I had to choose Taylor ham, egg, and cheese, being from New Jersey.

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#14

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:42pm

Now Patti LuPone-- she's tongue, with horseradish on a hard roll.

#15

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:43pm

I'd be a Croque Madame, with the charm of a small French bistro in each bite.

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#16

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:45pm

Tofurkey with lettucs, red onion and dijon mustard!

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#17

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:52pm

Something artisan for sure. Perhaps with liver pâté, baby gerkhins, red onions and roasted red pepper aioli on a toasted baguette.

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#18

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 4:06pm

Bernadette Peters is a Chicken salad on Croissant with a hint of Dijon mustard.

#19

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 4:57pm

Jan Maxwell is Tony's Italian Ham in a pita pocket, with relish.

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#20

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 7:12pm

A cucumber tea sandwich, triangular, no crust, on a Limoges plate, at the Plaza.

#21

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/5/12 at 8:06pm

Hmmm... prosciutto och mozzarella on Italian bread from Casa della Mozzarella on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. I am worth the damn trip.

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#22

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/6/12 at 8:08am

OK, now I want to go to the deli down the street for lunch.

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#23

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/6/12 at 10:21am

Raul Esparza is roast beef with red onion and a slice of pepper jack cheese.

#24

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/6/12 at 11:34am

Roast beef & swiss on rye, dijon mustard.

#25

If YOU were a sandwich

Posted: 6/6/12 at 12:09pm

And I did go to the deli down the street. Eating a tuna on rye toast.

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