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If YOU were a sandwich

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#1If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:04pm

If YOU were a sandwich

What sandwich would you be? Not what sandwich do you like to eat- but if your essence was converted into sandwich form, what sandwich would result?

Me, I'm a dipped Italian Beef, with green peppers, provolone cheese and a splash of pizza sauce. Sloppy,but oh so memorable.

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#2If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:16pm

If YOU were a sandwich

No question: a perfect reuben.


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#2If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:30pm

If YOU were a sandwich

A foot long hoagie with onions and sweet peppers.

Updated On: 6/5/12 at 02:30 PM

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#3If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:37pm

I am a hero.


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Updated On: 6/5/12 at 02:37 PM

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#4If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:42pm

This is deep, Joe. I think I'd be an egg salad on rye.


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GlindatheGood22
#5If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:43pm

I'd been in black & white - turkey, Swiss cheese, mayo, black olives, salt and pepper.


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Playbilly
#6If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 2:48pm

I AM a sandwich. 100% lean meat.


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TheatreDiva90016
#7If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:00pm

Salt cured Ham.

And lots of it.


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Mr Roxy
#8If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:07pm

BLT or Meatball hero


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#9If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:09pm

You are Egg salad Stockard- but on Whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.

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#10If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:27pm

PB&J on white. More importantly fresh Wonder Bread, having a pressed dent in the middle where an apple had sat for a couple hours.


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Updated On: 6/5/12 at 03:27 PM

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#11If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:37pm

I stand corrected!


KFTC!!!!!

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Marianne2
#12If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:41pm

Obviously I had to choose Taylor ham, egg, and cheese, being from New Jersey.

If YOU were a sandwich


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#13If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:42pm

Now Patti LuPone-- she's tongue, with horseradish on a hard roll.

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artscallion
#14If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:43pm

I'd be a Croque Madame, with the charm of a small French bistro in each bite.


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Bettyboy72
#15If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:45pm

Tofurkey with lettucs, red onion and dijon mustard!


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Mister Matt
#16If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 3:52pm

Something artisan for sure. Perhaps with liver pâté, baby gerkhins, red onions and roasted red pepper aioli on a toasted baguette.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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#17If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 4:06pm

Bernadette Peters is a Chicken salad on Croissant with a hint of Dijon mustard.

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artscallion
#18If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 4:57pm

Jan Maxwell is Tony's Italian Ham in a pita pocket, with relish.


Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.

After Eight
#19If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 7:12pm

A cucumber tea sandwich, triangular, no crust, on a Limoges plate, at the Plaza.

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JerseyGirl2
#20If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/5/12 at 8:06pm

Hmmm... prosciutto och mozzarella on Italian bread from Casa della Mozzarella on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. I am worth the damn trip.


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StockardFan
#21If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/6/12 at 8:08am

OK, now I want to go to the deli down the street for lunch.


KFTC!!!!!

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#22If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/6/12 at 10:21am

Raul Esparza is roast beef with red onion and a slice of pepper jack cheese.

Jon
#23If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/6/12 at 11:34am

Roast beef & swiss on rye, dijon mustard.

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StockardFan
#24If YOU were a sandwich
Posted: 6/6/12 at 12:09pm

And I did go to the deli down the street. Eating a tuna on rye toast.


KFTC!!!!!


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