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If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/16/11 at 11:23pm

He does make a lot of sense.

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/10/16/Minister_Compares_Masturbation_to_Homosexuality/

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/16/11 at 11:40pm

According to Dr. Sue (from "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" fame), 99% of men masturbate.

Hmmmmm

Challenge accepted.

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/16/11 at 11:41pm

Only 99%?

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If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/16/11 at 11:43pm

Yeah, that seems like a VERY low number.

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 12:43pm

This minister is seriously out of touch.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 1:17pm

...with himself?

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 2:18pm

No joke, when my parents sent me to the rehab clinic to cure my homosexuality one of the things my counselor wanted me to stop doing was masturbating, as that allowed for sin to come into me.

http://www.youtube.com/huskcharmer

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 8:32pm

I didn't take the time to read it, because the headline just sounded silly, but is the gay man pictured with the article, the minister?!

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 9:47pm

I personally masturbate 99% of the time. I think that's what they meant.

Gypsy - Betty Buckley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUN5XoB5vFs&feature=youtu.be

#10

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 10:48pm

"Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman..."

Masturbation could involve a woman which makes his point completely inaccurate. I'd venture to guess that, for most of us, masturbation is a lot more fun with a partner regardless of your sexual orientation. I'm not sure how prevalent it is in the straight community. Probably not as much, but I think it's fairly uninformed to suggest that it never involves someone of the opposite gender.

#11

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/17/11 at 10:56pm

I've always thought of masturbation of meaning one who has sex with one's self and have always equated mutual masturbation as sexual activity with another person, even if there is no penetration.

I in NO WAY think I'm correct on this matter, but just thought I'd throw that out there.

Thanks!

Gypsy - Betty Buckley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUN5XoB5vFs&feature=youtu.be

#12

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/18/11 at 1:30am

Good Grief!

#13

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/18/11 at 9:22pm

Besides, if you ask most heterosexual men, they will tell you that putting their hand on THEIR penis, is a MUCH different story than putting their hands on soemone else's.

Gypsy - Betty Buckley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUN5XoB5vFs&feature=youtu.be

#14

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/20/11 at 10:57am

I think the bottom line is that the millions of masturbating heterosexual men would agree that they are not in fact homosexual. You have to touch your own penis to pee. Does that indicate that you also hold another man's penis when he pees? What if you use a Fleshlight or a melon instead of your hand? Then you're not touching your own penis, so it's ok, right?

I'm not touching me!
I'm not touching me!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#15

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/20/11 at 3:22pm

So, all four of the leads in Seinfeld were gay?

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#16

If You Masturbate, You're Gay.

Posted: 10/20/11 at 4:06pm

The only reason I can think of that this guy comes up with his theory is that he believes the only physical pleasure in masturbation is experienced in the hand. Which means he's been doing it wrong his whole life.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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