Is Santa Gay?
Is Santa Gay?
#1Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:32am
Seriously, why no kids?
Married all those years. And I know the elves are all adopted so that couldn't be it.
....but the world goes 'round
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:35amhe has millions of kids all over the world.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#3re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:36ammateo, that was beautiful.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
Broadway Bound2
Broadway Star Joined: 12/20/07
#4re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:37amIf he is then Mrs. Claus has to be very surprised. I think they had no kids, because who in there right mind whould want kids when they have all those little elves running around all ready.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#6re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38amAnd the atkins diet!
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
#7re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38amI saw an Off-Off-Broadway show two years ago called SANTA CLAUS IS COMING OUT.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#8re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:38am
Seriously, would you want to deal with kids all year round if you had to listen to a bunch of the little blighters whining about all the useless stuff they want for a month? Santa being childless doesn't make him gay, it makes him observant and intelligent!
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:38 AM
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#9re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:39am
Santa loves the Jews!
he told me so.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#10re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:40am
While you were spooning? I think that answers this thread's question.
Akiva
#11re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:41amthen why does he skip their houses matty?
....but the world goes 'round
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#11re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:41am
you're just jealous that he brings us presents.
all you have is CHannuklahahalkak Harry!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:41 AM
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#13re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42amI think he brought up your presence matty.
....but the world goes 'round
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#14re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42amI edited it, shutup T!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:42am
He skips the Jews houses cause they are too cheap to leave out cookies.
I kid, I kid.....
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#16re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:43am
but youre probably right.
*glares*
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#17re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:44am
How has santa's holiday colour scheme not been addressed?
It's fabulous.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#18re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:45amHE didnt design Christmas. Macy's and the Coca Cola Company did that.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#20re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:47amLinnie!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#21re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:47am
Ooh! Topical. This thread is getting edgy.
...please tell me Santa DID design his suit, at least?
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#22re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:49amHis original suit was Eskimoan - Macy's sent up the Red suit.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#23re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:50am!!! And his boots?
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
#24re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:50amhis boots have always been leather
....but the world goes 'round
#25re: Is Santa Gay?
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:51amWow, I walked right into that one.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
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