You're funny, Matthew.
Really.
That made me laugh.
SO hard.
Harder than...
you know.
God, I'm a total slut now.
I've gone to the dark side.
You know, the side you and the Jews are on.
The gay ones, especially.
I'm going running.
Gotta get me in shape for DEREK!
The fact that he saw me...in real life...and still thought I was attractive was kind of...amazing. I think he needs glasses.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA