Morning.
I'll post pink if I go out.
i dont hate anyone jaily
Pink and white.
come on people. we should hit 3000 today.
It's the weekend, middi, we always slow down a bit on the weeked. It's more fun to post during the week when we should be, uhm, I don't know - working!
i know d2, but i'm still all excited that i get to go dress shopping and NO ONE is around. either on the thread or in real life.
Oh. Sorry. But it is Gay Pride Weekend, and this thread, well...
And I hate to add to the desolation, but I'll be leaving soon too. Out to Long Island, the parents, you know...
*sigh*
But that's why I'm wearing pink. And white. It'll piss 'em off.
Probably dialog between me and my mother:
MotherD2: You're getting fat.
D2: Nice to see you too, mom.
MotherD2: Would you like some of those muffins. I know you like them.
D2: No, thank you. How are you feeling.
Mother D2: That outfit makes you look like a snowball. Remember how you used to love those when you were a kid.
D2: I never liked those mom.
Mother D2: Well, you look like one.
D2: (finally loses patience) And you look like the contents of a box of Sunswept Prunes.
GUARANTEED the conversation will go something like that.
The conversations with my grandma went something like this:
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
"No, Grandma. I'm gay."
*Grandma turns nose up in disgust*
"Why?"
"I dunno. Just am."
*Grandma walks away.*
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Hello, my pretties!
I'm completely over the fact that my family despises me, and wants nothing to do with me or my boyfriend, and whatever kind of life we decide to make for ourselves.
Okay, not really, but I pretend to be.
Evan, you are far more restrained than I am. My mother has never dared asked me why I'm gay because she knows I would say "Because you were a stereotypically overbearing, control freak b---- of a mother." Again.
And maybe that's why my family is so accepting, because we say the most horrible things to each other, we get it all out in the open and everybody knows exactly where everybody else stands. That is one thing I will say for my parents - they have always accepted me and D2'sJ2 (and, when she was alive, his mother) into the family, such as it is.
Grandma: Honey, are you sure horizontal stripes are a good idea? I mean, REALLY think about this for a second...
Little J: I think they're cute!
Grandma: Well, until you lose 25 pounds, nobody else will. How on earth are you going to get a nice boyfriend if you look like a Thanksgiving turkey that just got sent to jail?
Little J: Good point. Black, then?
*sigh* I miss her
the cows bring middy and bananna milkshake, and then take ehr dress shopping
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Your grandma was trying to advise you on how to find a nice boyfriend, Jaily? Cool granny!
My granny is sitting opposite me right now and she probably doesn't like to admit that gay people exist, so I'm not going to try any of those conversations.
She goes to Mass 5 times a week. Enough said.
Only 5? JMJ, what's wrong with the woman?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Well, last night was - interesting. I went to my friend's house where he and four other guys from my class were staying over. You never know, drunkenness + guys - girls + closetted gay guy = ???.
No such luck. As ever, I ended up looking after friends who were hurling half their weight in vomit all over the place.
Ugh.
that's... disgusting (the vomit part).
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
That's the full extent of my social life.
They did, however, before they all fell over and nearly asphixiated, wish me a happy Gay pride Weekend, which I was rather bemused by. They don't actually think, but they enjoy the accusational jibes, which are fine.
Poor Linnie. That sounds awful.
I'm a little excited.
Okay. WHY?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Intruige me, Soapy. I'm very zoned out and disenchanted right now.
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