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That's my job.
It was exactly like that, D2. I'm the type of person who needs to know what's in his food, so when I'd stop to ask about the pizza I'd get yelled at to speed it up. Thus, I always got the same thing. My friend and I used to say (sometimes out of context mockingly), "No pizza for you!"
But the soup really was good.
I think Larry Thomas is cute:
I just had the longest walkthrough I have ever had in my entire real estate career. I have never, ever, ever seen a pickier goddamn queen in. my. life.
I need a drink.
Sorry, I'd have trouble giving my business to someone who was giving me a hard time for doing so. I have enough damn stress!
Is the Soup Nazi still even open for business? I only go past there at night now, and while the awning and signage are still up and well-maintained, the door and windows are all covered over in newspaper.
Jaily, good thing you didn't go the walk through with us when we bought our apartment. You probably would have gone out the window.
Am I the only one who thinks perhaps real estate is not the career for our favorite LushQueen?
Yeah. I think he's got the temperament for...
What, Rath?
Wouldnt that be Lush/Queen, like Love/Musik?
The things this guy was freaking out about were so extraordinarily minor that I couldn't even see them, but he was acting like the Four Horsemen were tromping through the living room. I wanted to throttle him with the strap of his Prada manpurse.
Like what, Jaily? When you're plunking down over a million or two, NOTHING is minor.
Mmmhmm.
Like a 1/4" long surface scratch on the INSIDE of a kitchen cabinet door behind the goddamn hinge.
Fine, we'll have someone recaulk the shower, but COME ON!!!! REPLACING A CABINET BECAUSE OF A QUARTER INCH LONG SCRATCH!?
I would have had a much easier time taking her seriously if she weren't wearing Prada sandals, a matching Prada belt, with a Prada queen-bag over her little tank top and her man-pris.
Gurl, he was so gay *I* was about to commit a hate crime up in there.
I'm thinking dominatrix. D2?
Ha!
Although I do remember that when I sold my first apartment, a daughter was buying it for her elderly mother. The mother was a pain in the ass, big time. She wanted the cable in the bedroom, not the living room. She didn't like the wall colors, she wanted the shower door replaced, she didn't like the carpet in the bedroom, etc...
I said nothing, but at the closing she started whining about those things again. Even her daughter got impatient with her. I waited until everything was signed, sealed and the keys delivered and then I said: "Lady, the apartment is yours. You can do whatever the **** you want with it." I thought my lawyer was going to have a stroke.
CIAO for now my lovely AV's...I'll be in touch...no continents can keep me from all of you. *mwah*
Little did your lawyer know it could have been much worse!
Like the LaGuardia Incident six years later? Also involving an old bat?
Don't let a dingo eat your baby, boobsy!
so TAZ, i finally got the second Nellie McKay cd and it PALES in comparison to Get Away From Me
like, no contest. It's a shame it's so mediocre since her first cd was magnificant
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