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Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!"
#4325Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:17pm
*wades through the depths of shallowness to greet everyone*
I. Hate. Liquor.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#4326Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:19pm
I live to entertain.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#4327Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:20pmallison janny help d2 with his phone and brings cocoa to jaily
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#4328Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:20pm
Thank you, Allison and Harris.
Jaily, no you don't. You love liquor. You hate hangovers.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#4329Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:21pm
He was entertained by me, scott!
Hi Jaily.
Sorry Deet!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#4330Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:21pm
I bought a new tv last night. It's small, 20" high def flat panel with a built-in dvd player. I am lovin' it. It was only $279 which is crazy cheap for high def. And I am watching... okay, nevermind. I figured I am sick and don't want to watch the other marathons, so I am making my own. I am almost done with season 2 
.
And I do NOT get the Hannah Montana love. She can't really sing. She's not that cute. And she has the hottest tour in the country. Parents are paying over 1k per ticket to get their kids in.
Damn, I am either really slow or you fools post really fast or both. Probably both.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 1/1/08 at 10:21 PM
#4331Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:22pm
D2, I just got my VERY FIRST cell phone for Christmas this year. I've spent most of my natural life avoiding my own home phone, I couldn't fathom why people would want to carry one around with them all day long. I've just been dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
Do you know who else went 33 years without a cell phone? Jesus Christ.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#4332Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:23pmEh, it's just getting used to new stuff. I'll live.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4333Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:34pmOh, whatever, matty. If you didn't have a cute muse like me, what would you do?
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#4334Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:35pmthere, there, deet.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
SNLMedia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/6/05
#4335Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:44pmwonderwaiter, I went 28 years without a cell phone. Now I don't know how I did without it. Although I usually text more than talk.
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#4336Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:46pm
I also don't have a cell phone...
Oh man...my life sucks. Hah.
Akiva
#4337Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:53pmThat's the worst part!!!! I've made maybe three phone calls, received fewer than that, and have sent and received eight thousand text messages since Friday. It's horrible, I tell you! It's like Instant Messenger that I can take with me wherever I go. I'm hooked.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
SNLMedia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/6/05
#4338Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:54pmIt's totally addicting!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#4338Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:16pmI hate phones. Cellular and landlines alike.
....but the world goes 'round
SNLMedia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/6/05
#4339Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:17pmI don't much care for the phone in my office. I wish I could put it on DND all day.
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball
#4340Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:19pmTazber, I hate phones too. I never know what to say on them, no matter who I'm talking to. They just seem weird to me.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or'
Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
#4341Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:27pm
I love the phone! It's become my lifeline. Literally.
BTW: ww, I saw the perfect birthday card for you at Hallmark. It's of Linda Carter as WONDER WOMAN, and it speaks.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#4342Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:29pm
I feel so constricted when i'm on the phone. I need both my hands free at all times.
*waits for inevitable masturbation joke*
....but the world goes 'round
#4343Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:30pmToo easy.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#4344Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:31pm
T is WAY easy.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Updated On: 1/1/08 at 11:31 PM
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#4345Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:32pmI'm a very good girl matty, you're thinking of scott.
....but the world goes 'round
#4346Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:35pmI'm not easy! I'm just a generous person.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#4347Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:36pmScott helps feed China.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#4348Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:38pmPlease, scott! You're so easy, the stork delivered you without a booklet of instructions.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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