Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 174

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#4326

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:17pm

*wades through the depths of shallowness to greet everyone*

I. Hate. Liquor.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4327

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:19pm

I live to entertain.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#4328

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:20pm

allison janny help d2 with his phone and brings cocoa to jaily

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#4329

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:20pm

Thank you, Allison and Harris.

Jaily, no you don't. You love liquor. You hate hangovers.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4330

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:21pm

He was entertained by me, scott!

Hi Jaily.

Sorry Deet!

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#4331

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:21pm

I bought a new tv last night. It's small, 20" high def flat panel with a built-in dvd player. I am lovin' it. It was only $279 which is crazy cheap for high def. And I am watching... okay, nevermind. I figured I am sick and don't want to watch the other marathons, so I am making my own. I am almost done with season 2

.

And I do NOT get the Hannah Montana love. She can't really sing. She's not that cute. And she has the hottest tour in the country. Parents are paying over 1k per ticket to get their kids in.

Damn, I am either really slow or you fools post really fast or both. Probably both.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 1/1/08 at 10:21 PM

#4332

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:22pm

D2, I just got my VERY FIRST cell phone for Christmas this year. I've spent most of my natural life avoiding my own home phone, I couldn't fathom why people would want to carry one around with them all day long. I've just been dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

Do you know who else went 33 years without a cell phone? Jesus Christ.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#4333

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:23pm

Eh, it's just getting used to new stuff. I'll live.

#4334

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:34pm

Oh, whatever, matty. If you didn't have a cute muse like me, what would you do?

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#4335

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:35pm

there, there, deet.

#4336

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:44pm

wonderwaiter, I went 28 years without a cell phone. Now I don't know how I did without it. Although I usually text more than talk.

"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#4337

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:46pm

I also don't have a cell phone...

Oh man...my life sucks. Hah.

Akiva

#4338

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:53pm

That's the worst part!!!! I've made maybe three phone calls, received fewer than that, and have sent and received eight thousand text messages since Friday. It's horrible, I tell you! It's like Instant Messenger that I can take with me wherever I go. I'm hooked.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#4339

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 10:54pm

It's totally addicting!

"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#4340

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:16pm

I hate phones. Cellular and landlines alike.

....but the world goes 'round

#4341

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:17pm

I don't much care for the phone in my office. I wish I could put it on DND all day.

"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

#4342

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:19pm

Tazber, I hate phones too. I never know what to say on them, no matter who I'm talking to. They just seem weird to me.

"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#4343

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:27pm

I love the phone! It's become my lifeline. Literally.

BTW: ww, I saw the perfect birthday card for you at Hallmark. It's of Linda Carter as WONDER WOMAN, and it speaks.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4344

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:29pm

I feel so constricted when i'm on the phone. I need both my hands free at all times.

*waits for inevitable masturbation joke*

....but the world goes 'round

#4345

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:30pm

Too easy.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#4346

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:31pm

T is WAY easy.

Updated On: 1/1/08 at 11:31 PM

#4347

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:32pm

I'm a very good girl matty, you're thinking of scott.

....but the world goes 'round

#4348

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:35pm

I'm not easy! I'm just a generous person.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#4349

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:36pm

Scott helps feed China.

#4350

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 1/1/08 at 11:38pm

Please, scott! You're so easy, the stork delivered you without a booklet of instructions.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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