Is That You In Your Avatar? chpt 21: The Plot Doth Thicken! - Page 36

[Q]

Posted: 8/13/09 at 2:48am

Is anybody out there?

[RadiGal2]

Posted: 8/13/09 at 6:00pm

I am Q -- at least, for three more days -- but then will be gone for 3 months while I am in basic training. The goodbye breakfast, lunches and dinners are killing me.

[scott68]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 12:16am

Ladies, my computer is actually repaired, so now I can use the ENTIRE screen. Just think what kind of trouble I can get in now!

Stagey, I was actually watching that game. Isn't that odd? My roommate is a die-hard Sox fan, and she's sort of trying to convert me, but she just ends up getting angry when all I do is ogle the traitor Johnny Damon.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 9:06am

Damon? Really? I never cared for him, even before he went from Jesus to Judas.

Now Jacoby Ellsbury -- hubba-hubba!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 9:08am

OMG, Damon is so hot.

I mean, Matt is still the prettier Damin, but Johnny is completely sexable.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 9:23am

But he doesn't know the territory!

[D2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 9:34am

And he can be cold as a falling thermometer in December if you ask about his stats in July...

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:02am

Wanna hear something funny? Well, more amusing. The Sox's 2007 lineup had Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury batting back to back. Well, my bro's stepson was named Dustin Jacoby, and at the time he was in the process of a bitter divorce with his bitch of a wife. She kept calling and harassing him. Anyway, I used to tease him whenever we'd watch the game together. I'd be like, "See, it's a sign! You have to go back with her!"

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:22am

I was not exactly thrilled with the original Damon to the Yankee trade, but he has grown on me, player wise. Physically he does nothing for me. I'll stick to my Jeter.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:24am

Why must we choose? Can't I have both?

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:29am

Why not the whole team, Clara Bow?

[D2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:30am

""

At the same time.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:36am

Hell, why stop at one team? I say the leagues. Ir even better, both leagues!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 10:59am

I've trained you enough in the dungeon to handle that, tazzy dear! :)

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 11:01am

20,000 leagues under tazber!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 11:03am

It would be a challenge tink, but I'm sure I could rise to the occasion.

LOL stagey!
I wonder who the giant squid would be.

[D2]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 12:27pm

I don't know, but that would be one tired squid.

[scott68]

Posted: 8/14/09 at 1:07pm

Hey, with ten tentacles, it could literally play the whole field at the same time!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:08am

Anyone else a fan of "Squidbillies"?

"Do not touch the tree-yim!!"

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:16am

I'm a fan of squid's willies -- does that count? Comes from having two brothers in the Navy and being surrounded by seamen.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:18am

Oh stop stagey. I know you like the Squidbillies, you silly!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:26am

Oh, yeah.

Well, I've only seen one or two eppys so I wouldn't call myself a fan. But I did like the episode where the aunt starts a meth lab in their home. XD

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:35am

The aunt is the funniest character on the show.

Well, her an Early's ex-wife. The one who is so fat she needs a crane to move.

[scott68]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:51am

I've heard good things about the show, I just never seem to catch it when it's on. That's the problem with late-night TV, Adult Swim is the most consistent thing on, and even that isn't particularly consistent.

Actually, the real problem is that Nick at Nite is now showing The Nanny and Malcolm in the Middle as "classic" TV, and I actually watched Malcolm in the Middle the first time around, from the very beginning. Does that make me old?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/09 at 12:55am

Except for Golden Girls and Family Guy I can't think of a single sitcom that I have ever found funny.