and his cranium is expolding also.
i was waiting for that one, taz.
and, akiva, i think jaily has been edging for longer than you've been alive!
Very good, Taz!
Is it his head exploding or...oh. Never mind.
Thanks, Rath! Unfortunately, I have to go walk for 40 minutes in the rainy weather later today. I'm sure that'll be great for me.
*leaves*
J2, I love you honey, but wht the f**k are you walking 40 minutes in the rain if your sick?
Philosophy class. My professor wants to discuss all of our grades with us, although mine are fine. I might shoot him an e-mail and skip it, though.
Jaily looks good in that picture, Akiva
I just came back in to yell at my goddaughter.
EMAIL HIM, BITCH!!
I love an obedient girl.
JG2: As I tell my students: "If you're sick, stay home and take care of yourself. Nothing I can say will be as important as your health. And I don't want to catch whatever you have." So if you can stay home, by all means skip class and take care of yourself!!!
Now I have to go see my students. Thank God, next week is the last week of classes! I love these kids, but I am so ready for summer break!
Akiva, I thought your talent was licking, not just hers...
bye bye D2..have fun !!!
Bye, Ol' Deeteronomy!
Test for Smart People...I have determined that y'all qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the r epercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. S
I'm unprofessional, I guess.
I can't even.
I need a moment.
Alone.
What does it say about you, if your answers for 1 and 2 were to cut up the animals?
And what does it say about you when the first thing you think upon reading the first question is:
"Oh, that reminds me of my FAVORITE JOKE EVER: Q-How do you get a baby in a bowl? A-With a blender."
And then you giggle a little to yourself...
We're very sick people. Not that I needed the quiz to tell me that.
How do you get the baby OUT of the bowl?
With tortilla chips.
*giggles*
*pukes*
*giggles again*
interesting. What do you do if the giraffe dies while in the fridge and the elephant gets so skeeved out that he won't go in, which in turn means the lion has to postpone the meeting leaving the alligators in the river?
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