I need to see said photo of me BEFORE you attempt a public posting of it, dear Lawlypops, or else I might have come over there and beat you with a shoe.
and what about the manicotti and meatballs..huh BITCH? Answer me..don't you ignore me...my dog even licked you !!!
Ok, I'm totally breaking topic because I just found, on the Internet on a friend's long-forgotten website, some of the most HILARIOUS photos of me, in the WORST outfit in history, right as I was in the middle of my 2002 breakup with my SF husband, after I gained sixty pounds...
Y'all's gon' LAFF.
That's right. I wore SILVER. With BLACK CARGO PANTS.
The whore Bitch
Yep.
It's my head up a woman's dress.
yeah. it was...funny.
(Turns out she was commando under there.)
Somehow, the word "commando" doesn't seem to fetch up the same mental images here...
He was just trying to get into that dress....he luvs his sequents.
Love you guys! I get to go sing in a musical about a girl who thinks she's a pirate now!
Don't worry, it's better than the one on Broadway.
Mwah!
*tries to remember if Anne of Green Gables thinks she's a pirate*
Hello, hello, hello! I'm there! And here!
MY FAAAAAAAAG!!!!
Hey D2..how was your trip....jet lagged?
Hey Boobs! Yes, I'm jet-lagged. The flight was delayed for two hours - we sat on the tarmac while they went through all the luggage on board. That made for a very calming two hours. Other than that it was a smooth flight. We got to the hotel and just fell asleep. Woke up around 9:30, ordered room service and will probably fall back asleep soon. D2'sJ2 is already half asleep again.
RATHHHHHHH!!!!! MY HAAAAAGGGGG!!
Your hag misses you already.
Glad you arrived safely D2..now get some rest....there's always tomorrow to play more. Have fun there and be safe. Try and get in touch with my friend too.
Me too. Especially since, as he is wont to do, D2'sJ2 waited until tonight to inform me that he has a dinner tomorrow night and I'm on my own. (He did that to me the last time too, and, well, that was in Germany also, scene of what has now become known as The Dusseldorf Incident of 2004) So I'll probably just go down to the hotel bar, run up a huge tab, come back to the room and order room service.
But tomorrow during the day? Aachen, watch out!
Shoulda brought me.
Just sayin'.
Can you get to JFK and on a flight to Germany tonight? Frankfurt or Dusseldorf would be closest, take the ICE train from either to Aachen. Use your mother's credit card. I did that once. It was fun.
My mother's credit card wouldn't get me to the airport, never mind Europe.
Oh.
Well, I'm actually looking forward to tomorrow - from what I saw in the cab on the way to the hotel from the train station Aachen looks like a pretty little city - should be good for a day's walking around.
BTW: this thread was hilarious reading.
No malls for you.
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