See, I'm all for Jerri. I love the little poem she wrote for career day in school, "Packing a Musket."
When you work from your home
And johns call on the phone,
You're a call girl.
When you walk 'til you limp,
And give a cut to a pimp,
You're a street whore.
When they're beggin' you please
To get down on your knees
Near their groinage,
Excus-a me, but you see,
Don't you touch where they pee
Without coinage.
*pause*
When I straddle and squat,
To show you my...
*bell rings*
LOL!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia