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Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
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#150re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 12:53pm
WHEN I GET HOME!
It was more than a month ago. I just forgot to tell you.
#151re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 12:54pmof Flo? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#152re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 12:56pmAw, kittens! So cute. I suffered through Aunt Flo last weekend. You have my condolences.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#153re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 12:57pm
LOL, Somms!
Of Fatty/Chowder.
#154re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:13pmEww. . .This coffee taste like crap.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#155re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:35pm
Why are girls so tease-y?
Anyone?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#156re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:37pm
It's in their nature to be teases, that's why I can't be bothered.
Well, that and the fact that Pussy does zilch for me sexually.
....but the world goes 'round
#157re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:38pmIf only they weren't so pretty...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#158re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:39pmthey aren't
....but the world goes 'round
#159re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:40pmGirls, I meant.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#160re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:41pmLOL
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#161re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:43pmI'm pretty sure I could never like girls. I know I wouldn't want to be with me. I'm a bitch.
#162re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:43pm
It only drives the infatuation, the teaseyness. It's frustrating and intriguing at the same time.
I HATE it.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#163re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:43pmHA!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#164re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:45pmFinally, someone who understands my plight.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#165re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:50pmRath, every straight guy in the world understands your plight
....but the world goes 'round
#166re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:50pmYeah, I don't see many of 'em around here.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#167re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:50pmI'm kind of confused. Rathy, aren't you a girl?
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#168re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:51pmsoapy, you are just too cute
....but the world goes 'round
#169re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:52pmEnough already! I didn't accidentally book a trip to Lesbos.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#170re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 1:53pmToo bad, Stagey. What's good for the goose, etc.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#171re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 2:11pm
HIGGINS
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Pickering]
Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
Yes...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can't a woman be like us?
[To Mrs. Pearce]
Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#172re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 2:14pm
Boy, did that Higgins know his stuff.
I think both men and women are nutty. I'm waiting for a suitable alternative to both.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#173re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 2:16pmCats.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#174re: Is that you in your Avatar? 12 Angry Avs: The Dirty Dozen!
Posted: 11/9/07 at 2:17pmMeow!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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