Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
I made a sign for Moonie...
And to make sure nobody in this house finds out that I'm an online whore...
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Is that all I mean to you?
A pair of scissors and a bunch of scraps on the floor?
*wail*
Parks pulling out his inner Cillian Murphy...
Do you guys realize you have NO lives?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Yes.
And if I saw this **** and went to your highschool, I would print it out and bust it out on the table during 3rd period lunch and tell you that you need to seek help? And then warn the drama teacher that you shouldn't be cast in the upcoming school play because you wouldn't study lines? You'd just take a picture of you reading the script with "I LOVE (INSERT E-WHORE HERE)" all over the pages? And then he wouldn't cast you and my plan would be a success? And then I would go screw him for doing me the favor? And I would cry after in the storage room? With the water running so that way no one heard me?
Are you asking us, telling us, stating to us, what?
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Oh my god, I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard right now, Matthew
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
3rd period lunch? Good thing that's the smallest lunch period at my school. Last year--it was probably about 15 times smaller than the next smallest lunch period.
Sorry. Taking a short trip down memory lane.
(Sigh) Memories.
...I guess I ran everyone away with my fake-disfunction.
Maybe this is why I don't have a boyfriend. (I broke up with the camel- from earlier picture- when he left. Damn State Fair tour circut.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Oh my...Matthew, I'm so sorry to hear about that...
That camel is hot stuff.
Can I have the camel's number? Is it too soon?
If nothing else, I'll bet he always has a handy supply of cigarettes.
Ew. No.
First dating rule: NO smokers.
Actually, I was just thinking of the royalties he has stashed away from posing for those billboards. Cigarettes I would need only as a form of currency in case our economy collapses.
Besides, I used to live in Texas. They chew their tobaccy there, dadgum it. (blech)
WOOHOO!
I'm out!
You were never in.
Skunk.
I don't smoke...ANYTHING...if you get my drift...
...
Are you really trying to make me believe this?
Don't have to try
It's just a phase. You'll grow out of it.
Or you'll burn in hell.
Umm...I think it is the other way around.
I'll be burning for being Jewish - so my neighbor says.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/03
Parks needs to make a sign that says "I hate BT11." He ignores me on AIM.
Then I'm double-y f*cked.
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