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#2677

Planning committee for the first annual Attention Whores Convention

Planning committee for the first annual Attention Whores Convention

I made a sign for Moonie...


And to make sure nobody in this house finds out that I'm an online whore...


"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 8/22/05 at 12:04 AM

#2682

Planning committee for the first annual Attention Whores Convention

And if I saw this **** and went to your highschool, I would print it out and bust it out on the table during 3rd period lunch and tell you that you need to seek help? And then warn the drama teacher that you shouldn't be cast in the upcoming school play because you wouldn't study lines? You'd just take a picture of you reading the script with "I LOVE (INSERT E-WHORE HERE)" all over the pages? And then he wouldn't cast you and my plan would be a success? And then I would go screw him for doing me the favor? And I would cry after in the storage room? With the water running so that way no one heard me?
#2685

Planning committee for the first annual Attention Whores Convention

3rd period lunch? Good thing that's the smallest lunch period at my school. Last year--it was probably about 15 times smaller than the next smallest lunch period.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#2688

MATTHEW IS SINGLE...

Oh my...Matthew, I'm so sorry to hear about that...

That camel is hot stuff.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#2691

Everyone jump in the pool...or else you'll miss the WET & WILD PHOTO OP!

Actually, I was just thinking of the royalties he has stashed away from posing for those billboards. Cigarettes I would need only as a form of currency in case our economy collapses.

Besides, I used to live in Texas. They chew their tobaccy there, dadgum it. (blech)
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