So...I looked out my window and saw that my mom was here (my parents are divorced) and I ran downstairs to see her--she cooked breakfast at my house and we were talking...and she says, "Do you promise if I tell you this that you won't...get mad or lash out at anyone?" I said sure and she says, "Matt and Dad think you're gay--because you're wearing color contacts...so, that's just so you know. They've been talking behind your back about it. I keep telling them so what if he is. Everytime we're in line in NY, he's in line so he can talk to women. I just wanted you to know that that they're saying these things..."
So...perhaps I should continue to wear my contacts.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA