Iscreama Menstrual - Chapter 8: The Prologue- Page 2
Iscreama Menstrual - Chapter 8: The Prologue
#25re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:49amShe can fly away in the car! Ahem.
#26re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:51amBang, Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang I love you, and Raul will be safely at her side, although Erin Dilly will have mysteriously disappeared...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#27re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:52am
There is no Raul....And there is no Chitty...yet.
Don't worry...This will be a long miniseries and it will be a hoot.
#28re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:54amWell, it may be a hoot...but will it be the cat's meow?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#29re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:55ambso, you're crazy... i love it :P
::bust a move::
#30re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 12:57am
The cat's meow, the dog's bark, and the idina's scream.
No worries.
#31re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 1:02am
Bee's Knees?
...Sorry I couldn't help it...I'll go to bed now 
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#32re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 10:55amAnother day, another chapter.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#34re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 4:40pmThanks Thenardier... keeps me interested in something. I love it, it made me laugh
#35re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 8:43pm
Glad to hear it!
Updated On: 7/12/05 at 08:43 PM
#36re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 8:51pmI'm a fan already....am looking forward to the next installment
J'ai compris tous les mots, j'ai bien compris, merci.............
#37re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 9:48pmIt will be done tonight...well, started tonight.
#38re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 9:48pm
Updated On: 7/11/05 at 09:48 PM
#39re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:02pm
Chapter Two
As she walked outside, she felt the cold rain slowly drop on her face. She grew sullen. Frowning, she ran to a nearby McDonald’s and ordered a Big Mac.
“Step to your right, please,” the counter woman yelled. Scri did and waited. And waited for what seemed like 10 minutes. “Fast food?” she thought. Finally her meal came.
“Excuse me, you didn’t give me my change.” She needed to see shows. She needed money to see these shows. It may have been only 94 cents, but change did add up.
She wasn’t currently working. She was, instead, trying to get close to Scal. She began doing various, odd internship-style work around the theatre district. She met many greats through this unpaid work. But never Scal.
When she was given her 94 cents, she went over to a small table in the corner and began to eat. Slowly, she chewed each bite. Thinking about her life. About her work. She began to feel funny in all the Skinemax places. She always felt like this when she thought about Scal. And she knew it would only get worse if she didn’t do something about it. But what could she do? A mere body in a sea of fans. But she thought she was not the typical fan. She grew angry when other Scalions, as Scal’s fans were called, said they were the biggest Scalion. She knew she was the biggest and best of all the Scalions.
Indeed, she never attended a Scalion function, as she thought herself above it all. But still, as she thought about the Scalions, her toes began to curl and go numb. The same burning feeling would run through her veins (and it was not the STD sensation either, she hoped) when she thought about Scal and his tummy pictures, as they were called.
She finished the burger and began eating the fries in a very unusual way. She would suck in each fry whole, one by one. Where did she have to go? She decided to wait around and go to the stage door for yet another picture with Scal. She continued thinking about Scal as she sucked down each fry. What was this hold he had over her? What would she say when she met him, yet again? Whenever she saw him, she felt weak. Her knees would buckle. It was embarrassing.
But what she wouldn’t do to be able to spit out a few words at him. To make a lasting impression. She wished she could touch his heart and leave a handprint. Or something like that, she thought. She could never sort out her nonsensical gibber jabber emotions. Especially not her emotions about Scal.
She finished her fries in a mere four minutes before standing up. There, on the floor, she saw a mysterious umbrella. It was black, with red flames. Very masculine. Very eerie. She picked it up and immediately dropped it. It was burning hot. Her hand was steaming. “Odd,” she thought to herself. At the bottom of the umbrella, a small black business card was attached. In red letters, engraved deeply into the paper, were the words, “Help for love.”
“Help for love?” She wondered. And no sooner, the letters disappeared and the card lit up in flames, like a vampire just set fire to a Holy Cross. “What the Hell?” She was frightened. It must be a joke. A weird joke. But a joke, nevertheless.
She stood up, leaving the umbrella behind, and walked outside. The rain was coming down even harder. It pounded her hand and her chest. She put up her arms to protect herself. She turned and ran back inside to fetch the umbrella. It was gone. In its place was a small bottle. It was glowing red. On the gold cap, was an inscription, “Life for Lust.”
What was this? She didn’t know. She slipped it in her oversized purse, large enough to hold a human head, and then some. She turned back to go outside and stopped dead in her tracks. She heard someone say that arousing name. “Scal.” She turned and saw two shady men (one tall and slim, the other short and oversized), dressed in all black, sitting at a nearby table.
“….And he knows about this?” She listened in.
“Yes,” responded the big burley shady man in his gruff voice. “He knows Scal could ruin him. That’s why he plans to end this once and for all.”
“How can he do that? Scal has too many fans to let anyone near enough.”
“You don’t need to be near when you are shooting someone. You just need to be above the target. He wants this done once, and done right. A bullet into Scal’s head.”
Her world crashed. She began to shiver with fear. Kill Scal? Her brain stuttered the thoughts. Who could?…Why would?…How come? She couldn’t think. She had to warn him. Had to save Scal. Save him because she loved his work. Loved his face. And once and for all, prove she was the greatest Scalion.
She slipped out of the room. The rain stopped and the ground was glistening. She had an hour left before the show would end. What to do she wondered. She was scared. Should she go to the police? Should she try to protect him herself?
Just then, when her brain could not rack anymore ideas, the world froze. Movement ceased. A loud voice from behind her shouted out, “Iscreama Menstrual, we choose you!”
Scri turned to see the silhouette of a large creature, with curly hair high above her head. The creature stepped into the light and revealed itself.
“The Merm…” Scri whispered to herself.
Updated On: 7/11/05 at 11:02 PM
#40re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:07pm
scallions lmao...Can I point out the typos?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#41re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:07pm
Looking forward to Chapter 2!!!!!!!! oops!
Updated On: 7/11/05 at 11:07 PM
#42re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:16pmFrom now on, I will edit before posting.
#43re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:22pmIt was a bit like a mix between Harry Potter and Pokemon...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#44re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:22pmROTFLMAO. AMAZING. This is like my life, but funnier!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#45re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:24pm
Thenardier, you have my everlasting love and adoration.
Emcee, it's not "like" your life. It is about as real as can be.
#46re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:25pmSHHHH! You'll blow my cover and mask-o-sanity!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#47re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:27pm
Chica, it's already a translucent mask. Does it matter?
#48re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:29pm
haha.
OK, Chapter Three will also be done tonight!
#49re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/11/05 at 11:29pm
*sticks tongue out*
*flails away*
#50re: 'Iscreama Menstrual, the Nameless Imp Does Broadway the Wrong Way While
Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:05amOk, Ch. 3 is done. Have to Edit it.
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