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#2

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Not sure about the child but the mother, definitely. We really do need those sub titles,don't we.
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#6

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

I watch that show all the time. It's horrible. 9 times out of ten, the parents and the kids need to be smacked. You think that's bad, in a different episode, the 1 girls's mom threw a fit over crowning because she failed to pay attention to how it worked. She stormed out and threw her daughter's bag of prize stuff on the lobby floor of the hotel they were in. And she broke the trophy.
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#8

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Don't even start me on this show. At least the producers focus on how sick the whole thing is and how miserable the kids are and most of all how inept the parents are.

The show is making fun of the whole concept of pageants but I think it's going right over the heads of everyone on film.

I feel like I'm watching a new Christopher Guest film every week.
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#9

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

After watching this video, I think straights couples should not be able to marry and raise children.

What the hell is the father/husband doing in the midst of his wife's OCD behavior?

And honestly, from the little I saw, I got a Friend of Marcus vibe off of him.
#11

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

You know, these kids are doing it the hard way.

All they have to do is leak a porn tape, and then they will become the next Kardashians.
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#13

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

I usually love kids, but her I want to slap. Her mother is a disgusting pig, and the kid isn't even cute. I don't know how she won all those trophies. God that's really mean isn't it?
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#14

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

^ I agree. None of them are talented at all. It is really sad that all their awards seem to have no merit at all.
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#15

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Every movement, every strut, every smile is exactly the same for each little girl. The real show takes place behind the judges as the mothers make total fools of themselves acting out.

Also-they all have the same hair, same false eyelashes, same tan, same gown, same flippers (false teeth), same makeup, same everything. they all look the same. It doesn't matter who wins.

I love the tiny infants who are asleep but win awards, and I love the toddlers who scream and take a tantrum on stage, with the mothers dragging them off as the gown sweeps the dust off the floor.
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#17

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

I often want to slap children. Then, i always realize, i really want to punch their parents.
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#18

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

That was profoundly depressing. It's the first time I've seen anything of that show and without a doubt the last.

Poor kid. Six years old and screwed for life.
#19

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Doodle you wouldn't want to punch my son. He's actually pretty entertaining.
KFTC!!!!!
#20

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Oh, Stockard...we all know Henry is terrific! Plus, with all of those karate lessons, Im sure he'd kick my ass!

Actually, I said I'd punch the parents, so watch out! It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#21

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Hey! You better not be slapping me! My husband............that'd be ok I guess.
KFTC!!!!!
#22

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

They live in a Costco? Do you have to show a membership card to enter their house?

That girl could be the next horror-movie icon. Like Chuckie or Freddy.
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#23

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Can her name be Honey Booboo?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#25

It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

Her mom could be in it too...as Q. Pon Turkeywaddle.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Updated On: 1/9/12 at 11:43 AM

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