#26
Posted: 1/9/12 at 11:44am
She has more chins than a chinese phone book.
(God, I've always wanted to use that!)
(God, I've always wanted to use that!)
It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child... — Page 2
#28
Posted: 1/9/12 at 2:08pm
I only watch the show on occasion and of the times I have watched it I can honestly say that there was only one mom I ever respected. Some of you who watch more often may remember her. She made it clear that they were doing it only for her daughter's college fund and as soon as her daughter said "I don't want to do this anymore" they were going to stop. She made all of her daughter's costumes and didn't have the spray tans or flippers. They didn't even place in the episode I watched and the mom said they were walking away from pagents. It made me sad because here is a woman who is in it for the "right" reasons, who is considering the wants and feelings of her child, and is doing it all within her means but is bulldozed by the over-the-top crazies.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#29
Posted: 1/9/12 at 3:59pm
"She made all of her daughter's costumes and didn't have the spray tans or flippers."
that's why she didn't even place.
" She made it clear that they were doing it only for her daughter's college fund "
IMO, there IS no reason to do these pageants, and they should be outlawed.
that's why she didn't even place.
" She made it clear that they were doing it only for her daughter's college fund "
IMO, there IS no reason to do these pageants, and they should be outlawed.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#30
Posted: 1/9/12 at 4:37pm
The pageants are strictly for the mothers. The girls get to have some fun, but nobody except the mothers actually care about these bizarre pageants at all. They exist just to give the women something to obsess over. If the pageants didn't exist, the mothers would just move on to dance schools, cheer leading, drill teams, or some any other competition that requires makeup and costumes.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#31
Posted: 1/9/12 at 8:05pm
^ That's totally true. Funny you mention dance though. My mom took me to lessons, but she was not obsessed with the stuff you mention. I guess she mostly did it because I loved dancing around the living room to my Barbie and the Rockers record. The makeup we wore in recitals was so we didn't look washed out on stage.
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#32
Posted: 1/9/12 at 8:38pm
Now I really want to go see one of these pageants live. Are they free to go in and watch?
#33
Posted: 1/9/12 at 9:18pm
^ I believe so. Though, you probably would look like a creepy pedophile if you were not involved with any of the contestants.
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#34
Posted: 1/10/12 at 2:45pm
For the record, there is NOTHING wrong with wanting to slap a child. I think of it quite often. But I would not recommend following through on that thought.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#35
Posted: 1/10/12 at 2:56pm
She so reminds me of the fat child dancing to It's Peanutbutter Jelly Time on Youtube.
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#36
Posted: 1/10/12 at 3:37pm
OK, now I have to go look that up on you tube.
KFTC!!!!!
#37
Posted: 1/10/12 at 3:39pm
OK, I had to turn that off after 10 seconds. Gross! How does someone let their kid get that obese?
KFTC!!!!!
#38
Posted: 1/10/12 at 3:51pm
That obese then post it on you tube?
This girl is on her way, specially after chugging that go-go juice! Look at Mom!
This girl is on her way, specially after chugging that go-go juice! Look at Mom!
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#39
Posted: 1/10/12 at 4:21pm
You'd think with all of her extreme couponing, she'd pick up some toothpaste and a toothbrush or two...
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#40
Posted: 1/10/12 at 6:28pm
Maybe she can't find the right coupons for that. Icky.
KFTC!!!!!
#41
Posted: 1/10/12 at 7:49pm
Well, it is called a TOOTH brush, she has a few more to lose before she has to worry.
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#43
Posted: 1/25/12 at 9:18pm
This girl is on the episode they are showing right now. She's a brat, but her mother is really horrid.
KFTC!!!!!
#44
Posted: 1/25/12 at 9:25pm
And not only is she horrid, she is absolutely disgusting.
KFTC!!!!!
#45
Posted: 1/25/12 at 9:26pm
And she's drinking an energy drink. She's 6.
KFTC!!!!!
#46
Posted: 2/17/12 at 5:46pm
If you are eating right now, this will make you lose your appetite. Anderson Cooper had some of these parents and their daughters on his afternoon talk show today. They did pageant makeovers on the moms.
You have been warned that this is not pretty.
You have been warned that this is not pretty.
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#47
Posted: 2/17/12 at 5:59pm
I didn't know Mimi Imfurst was a pageant mom!
#48
Posted: 2/17/12 at 6:00pm
Was that a special segment of "From Bad to Worse" or something? I would think it takes a lot of go-go juice to be able to smile while looking like that.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#49
Posted: 2/18/12 at 1:27pm
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#50
Posted: 2/18/12 at 3:13pm
Not wrong to want to, just wrong to do it.
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