Jessica Simpson botches Kenendy Center Performance- Page 2
Jessica Simpson botches Kenendy Center Performance
TheatreDiva90016
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#25jessica simpson botches kenendy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:29pm
Bad publicity stunts....
Good God, she screwed it up WITH a telepromter....
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#26jessica simpson botches kenendy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:31pmI'm just waiting for Jessica's biopic were she reveals that she has dyslexia and couldn't read the teleprompter -- the words just kept going back and forth and up and down and back and forth and up and down.
#27jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:33pmy'all can say what you will but no amount of bashing can take away the magic that is "baby, it's cold outside" by jessica simpson and nick lachey.
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#28jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:34pmkack
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#29jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:34pm**cringe**
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#31jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:37pmNow, "Baby it's cold outside" as sung by Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton-- that would be worth listening to....
#32jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:16pm
No,no..."Baby it's cold outside" sung by Nick and Drew Lachey.
With an explicit music video...
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 12/5/06 at 01:16 PM
#33jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:19pm
I guess Jewel wasn't available. She would have been the perfect interpreter of a Parton song-a girl with a guitar. Also, who the hell picked Nine to Five-Dolly's most notorious sell out and biggest hit. As a HUGE Dolly fan, they could have gone with a simpler, nuanced piece that shows off Dolly's talent as an intropective songwriter more ("I Will Always Love You", "Coat of Many Colors", "Jolene")
Also, Aretha was a hot mess. When she was improvising Smokey's song, it sounded like she was gargling a McNugget.
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#34jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:22pm
Bettyboy, I came very close to suggesting Jewel as a much more appropriate choice for the Dolly portion just a moment ago!
Her or some other pseudo-folk person like Tori Amos or even Sarah McLachlan. Anyone with a modicum of talent and voice would have done.
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#35jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:32pm
i feel sorry for Dolly that Simpson was even chosen ....Dolly deserves THE BEST.
...& another thing: what would Simpson even *KNOW* about working "9-5"????
#36jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:35pmWhat would Dolly know about working "9-5"? Besides being in the movie...
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#37jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:36pmOnly working 9 to 5 would have been a lazy day for Ms. Parton.
#38jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:37pm
"Good God, she screwed it up WITH a telepromter...."
Give the kid a break...what good is a telepromter if you can't read yet?
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TheatreDiva90016
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#39jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:55pmHee hee hee
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#40jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:08pmI wonder what would Muscle say?
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#41jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:09pm
This:
She is a beautiful girl and extremely talented and her new album is amazing. You need to realize that yes, JEssica Simpson's a star, but she's also a human being and she can make mistakes. I'm sure she was just nervous.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
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#42jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:28pm
"extremely talented"?
I guess if your standards are really really really really low.
"but she's also a human being and she can make mistakes. I'm sure she was just nervous."
And probably ill-prepared. I wonder how many "stars" have flubbed the lyrics to a song they knew they were going to perform live...with cue cards in front of them...at the KENNEDY CENTER HONORS...in front of the person they were "honoring"...without being able to cover the flub or recover in any way.
Yeah, J-Simp was the picture of pure professionalism. Especially the way she just stopped and then ran off stage. Just like Streisand would do.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#43jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:35pmMister Matt, that's not my opinion. I was saying that that is what Muscle would have said. See above.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson
#44jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:38pmbrava, munk! now can you do that chick that was defending michael richards over and over and over on here by saying he was just trying to be "funny."
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TheatreDiva90016
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#45jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:38pm
"I wonder how many "stars" have flubbed the lyrics to a song they knew they were going to perform live..."
Well, Leslie Uggams comes to mind. Check her out on 'that site' singing "June Is Busting Out All Over"
'With the Heebies and be-jesus and waka waka waka'
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#46jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:39pm
"Mister Matt, that's not my opinion. I was saying that that is what Muscle would have said. See above."
Uh, I KNEW THAT!
Whatever!
SHUT UP!!
well....
I just don't want to talk about it!
*quickly turns and runs from the room sobbing dramatically*
(door slam)
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#47jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:41pmWow, Mr. Matt, you do Jessica REALLY, REALLY well!
TheatreDiva90016
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#48jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:43pm
Maybe he ran out to go watch Leslie....
It IS funny.
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-whatever2
#49jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:48pmYou are all GARGOYLES!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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