Jessica Simpson botches Kenendy Center Performance- Page 3
Jessica Simpson botches Kenendy Center Performance
#50jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 2:50pmThat movie used to scare me.
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Mamie
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#51jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:23pm
Robert Goulet is still known as the man who flubbed the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Ali/Liston fight in '65.
Of course Goulet was Canadian.
And he only missed one word.
And he didn't have a teleprompter.
On the other hand - he isn't blond.
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#52jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:25pmIs that on video anywhere?
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#53jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:27pm
i wonder if jessica can spell "kennedy" correctly? 
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TheatreDiva90016
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#54jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:31pmNo, but she can spell Robbo
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#55jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:48pmThreadjack-that Leslie Uggams clip made my day. Thanks TheatreDiva. I've never heard anyone scat the word "bejesus". That really made my day. :)I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
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#56jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 3:50pmspeaking of scat....
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#57jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:12pmOMG, the subtitles in the Leslie Uggams piece were hysterical. I can't stop laughing.
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#58jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:22pmI blame Proactive.
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#59jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:30pmYes, "Hucking the Bejesus" is now my favorite saying, next to RTFan is an @sshole....
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#60jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:42pmCan't understand how anyone could forget the words to that song. Well, she's only human.
TheatreDiva90016
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#61jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:46pm
...Like a dog to a bone, IT comes running.
RTFan, take your postings and your dried up cuze and leave.
Do you have to be hit with a brick before you get it?
Dumber than a box of hair.
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#62jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 4:53pm*Reminds self not to eat or drink while reading Diva's posts*
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#63jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:01pm
Did Simpson mistake a box of Rid-O-Rat for Skinny and Sweet?
Illiteracy is such a problem...
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#64jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:04pmThat Leslie Uggams video is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all day! I love where they slow down Stacey Keach and zoom in on his mouth: "Iiittt'sss goooottttt toooo beeee gooooooood."
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#65jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:06pmI guess improvising isn't her thing. I guess as long as you know Daddy will make it better, there's no use putting in an honest effort anyway.
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#66jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:08pmI love the look she gets in her eyes....
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#67jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:14pmDiva are you talking about Leslie or Jessica?!
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#68jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:16pmBoth
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#69jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:19pmI'd love to greet her with, "I loved your performance where you sang, "June is Bustin' Out All Over". Again, I can't stop laughing because I'm picturing the subtitles where you can't understand a word she's singing.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
TheatreDiva90016
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#70jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:22pmIt was so hard NOT to say that when I dressed her this summer...
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#71jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:24pmYou have much better restraint than I would have had. I would have been, "So Leslie, tell me, what was up with that June is Bustin' Out All Over performance in Washington, DC?" That's like knowing a secret about someone and they have no idea that you know.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
TheatreDiva90016
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#72jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:28pm
I just couldn't....
Shocking, huh?
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#73jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:29pmI just have to add, what was with the black sequined number she was wearing in the middle of the day during the summer!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
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#74jessica simpson botches kennedy center performance
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:35pm
"I wonder how many "stars" have flubbed the lyrics to a song they knew they were going to perform live..."
You can always tell who the truly talented artists are. Let's examine how a professional handles it. Ella Fitzgerald was live in Berlin when she screwed up the lyrics to Mack the Knife. (Please note: the Germans don't appreciate people messing up their Brecht). But did Ella run offstage? Nope, she just kept right on singing. And it was all put on the album for the world to hear. But Ella wasn't content to let it go. She went back the next year and made sure to sing Mack the Knife again, live and on record.
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http://www.amazon.com/Ella-Returns-Berlin-Fitzgerald/dp/B00000478M/sr=1-3/qid=1165357738/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/104-6239276-4645531?ie=UTF8&s=music
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