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#26

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

How can anyone not tell that that is the dress? I know how we love to hate celebs and jump to conclusions that make us feel better about ourselves, but come on.

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Updated On: 11/8/07 at 02:28 PM

#27

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

Simply because finances and health are 2 different matters. I think a lucrative financial endorsement to an artist who isn't quite as popular as she once was, makes sense. However, inserting plastic foreign objects into one's chest by a woman who eats and grows organic food, lives on a horse farm, lives and builds green, and works tirelessly for the environment seems incongruent. To a long time fan of Jewel, the notion of her having implants is ridiculous.

If anything, she had a reduction, which is most often a medical necessity, not a cosmetic choice. In her first videos, Jewel is very, very voluptuous. I attributed the difference to weight loss, although it could have been a reduction if she was experiencing discomfort after her weight loss.
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#28

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

I don't know if it's a boob job or not, but the point is that the girls look horrible. Someone should have told her.
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#29

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

excuse me, phyllis, but bettyboy has stood next to her and that's pretty much the same thing as handling her breasts. not only is he a longtime fan (first time breast feeler) but having watched project runway has given him enough fashion knowledge that he can say without a doubt that those are not implants and anyone who disagrees is just a big doodyhead who hates jewel and probably eats meat and drives a hummer.

they're implants and they're bad ones. and she sucks. and not in a good sunny lane kinda way.
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#30

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

True dat, papa! :)
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#32

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

I think a lucrative financial endorsement to an artist who isn't quite as popular as she once was, makes sense.

Sure, but it's still selling out, at least by crunchy granola standards. Or is this granola crunchiness all about the external? That doesn't really make any sense.

And I'm sure she made lots of money and I don't begrudge her that. I just don't see how you think she's got some sort unyielding moral compass that would prevent her from getting breast implants but not from licensing a song with lyrics such as "You got something that you wantin' me to sell/ Sell your sin/Just cash in" to shill a razor. I guess those lyrics weren't meant ironically, then? I guess she wrote them as a clarion call for endorsement deals?
#33

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

"Or is this granola crunchiness all about the external?"

Think Kashi GoLean Crunch.
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#34

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

Oh, there's definitely something unnatural going on there. Simply click on any of the photos where she's standing with the dude. There are red marks circling her breasts all the way around.
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#35

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

...kinda like the TV Guide, when I was growing up!

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#37

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

Wow, people. I can't believe so many people legitimately think that's the result of a boob job. Especially considering her breasts are smaller there than they used to be. It's the result of her aging, losing weight, and wearing a dress with a cup area that's too large for her.

That's attempting to push it up and having it fold in a deeply unattractive manner. Not an implant.
#38

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

nope, it's a bad boob job and you're all jewel-phile freaks who will be offered no quarter when the rapture comes. kirk cameron wouldn't piss on youse commies.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#43

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

It does look as if she whitened her teeth. They look less nasty than they used to.


And to all reading this thread, please know that I love Jewel and her music. I just think that something is seriously amiss in this photograph.
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#44

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

I agree, ff. there is something amiss whether it's her boobs or the photograph itself.

I think folkyboy and I are referring to her snaggletooth and not the whiteness factor!
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#46

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

If that is NOT a result of surgery, then why does it look like there are unnatural things tacked on to her chest where her breasts should be?

Because her tits are folded in half in an unnatural way due to an unflattering top? Believe me, it happens. Just because there's a weird "foreign object" vibe doesn't mean they're implants.
#47

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

That's attempting to push it up and having it fold in a deeply unattractive manner.

Wait. Jewel has a penis?
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#48

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

Okay, I finally got to look at those pictures--I'm sorry, those have got to be fake. You see plenty of women with perfectly normal looking breasts in those kinds of dresses. They not only look folded, but a little...lopsided, maybe? They just don't look right.
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#49

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

Anyone else remember the tabloid story of a year or two ago that said Jewel had had a breakdown/freak-out during one of her concerts, and yas yelling at the audience, "Stop looking at my teeth! Look at my breasts!"?
#50

jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen

They not only look folded, but a little...lopsided, maybe?

...ok, seriously? Fake breasts don't fold like that. They're too stiff. The fatty saggy tissues of natural breasts sometimes fold when pushed up without the proper support under them.

Obviously natural breasts are never lopsided. Nature creates every pair with perfect symmetry.

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