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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:16pm

Surprised it took this long.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20608003,00.html

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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:19pm

Her contract must be up.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:20pm

From the article:

"For more on the shocking split..."

Yeah. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tells ya...

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:21pm

OK who had 5 years in the pool?

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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:25pm

I'm pissed. I wanted to start the thread and name it "TOM CRUISE FINALLY SHAVES"

Updated On: 6/29/12 at 01:25 PM

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:25pm

I wonder if it had anything to do with those massages?

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:25pm

Those hypnotic trances don't last forever.

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:29pm

"Another divorce?"
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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:35pm

Three strikes and you're out. Pun intended.

Now he and John Travolta can pair off and live happily ever after.

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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:35pm

Funny, I was talking to someone last week about how the contract should be up soon. Its easy to joke about (mainly because the contract part of it is true) but it's just sad for Cruise that he can't just be who he is.

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Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:37pm

Who gets Suri? Tom, Katie, or the Church?

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#12

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:39pm

I thought their marriage was kind of creepy and surprised it lasted this long. If I married the guy who was on a poster on the wall of my teenage room like she did, I would have been married to David Cassidy or Donny Osmond! This will certainly take up the entertainment news for the next few weeks-at least!

#13

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:41pm

Guess ya can call it all cRock of MarriAges.

All seriousness aside, those loony kids are going to be so F---ed up!! That part of this story promises to entertain for years! They'll be like Carrie Fisher on drugs. Oops. Bad analogy, huh?

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Updated On: 6/29/12 at 01:41 PM

#14

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:43pm

After the sacrificial offering of the virgin adopted Eskimo/Asian baby, the church gets whatever the wolves don't want.

#15

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:45pm

Now he can finally have his next marriage in New York!

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#16

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 1:52pm

Will we ever find out who Katie's Baby Daddy was? First Travolta.... now Cruise? Let us see if boyfriends start popping up! Ah, Scientology!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#17

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:06pm

Yeah, what ever happened to the kids he adopted w Kidman? I know she basically walked away when she remarried and then had her own kidlet. ( 2 b fair I think the steps wanted to stay w the bigger bucks and fame and all that entailed.) Wonder if Suri will start her own cult?

#18

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:06pm

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

#19

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:10pm

I think alot had to do with the fact that she wanted to work he wanted her to stay home.

#20

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:14pm

I think a lot had to do with the fact that she wanted to work and he wanted to **** guys.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#21

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:29pm

"After the sacrificial offering of the virgin adopted Eskimo/Asian baby, the church gets whatever the wolves don't want."

Winner!

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#22

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:36pm

Or that she wanted to f*ck guys while she worked?

#23

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:51pm

I wonder what the lineup of actresses will be auditioning as the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.

#24

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:54pm

Well the last time it was (and correct me if I'm wrong here) between Katie Holmes, Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Alba.

#25

Katie and Tom Divorcing

Posted: 6/29/12 at 2:58pm

^
Is Lisa Marie Presley free?

"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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