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#26

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:03pm

"And I want someone to rewrite the lyrics of "Children and Art" to be about After Eight, but it ain't gonna happen, not in this lifetime, Phyl."

What's the prize if I did that?

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#27

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:05pm

Turning a beautiful song into a song about impending death, hatred, extreme negativity and living with a heart as black as tar is something I might try to do this week.

#28

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:12pm

A Bottom who knew how to be a top.

Bottom

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

Updated On: 2/6/15 at 03:12 PM

#29

It was on my mind last night, but I couldn’t figure out a way to do the idea justice. In a couple of minutes, I came up with this, but it’s so rudimentary.

You wouldn’t like him
The rest of us would
After, he makes things
After, they're good
Just as you said from the start
Snobs and their art
Snobs and their art

You should be happy
After, you’re blue
What do we do?

You should have seen it
It was a sight
After, I mean it
All color and light

You don't understand what it was
But, After, the things that he does
They twinkle and shimmer and buzz
You wouldn’t like them

It...

Him...

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Updated On: 2/6/15 at 03:12 PM

#30

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:13pm

Kad, I'll take your cooking night on vacation.

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#31

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:14pm

That's right, fellas: we can cook, too.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#32

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:19pm

Growl, you do know that "old fart" rhymes with "and art", right?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Updated On: 2/6/15 at 03:19 PM

#33

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:21pm

lol I didn't want to change the fundamental idea of the song, but you make a good point...

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#34

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:21pm

“That's right, fellas: we can cook, too.”

Well, let’s not get carried away.

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#35

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:24pm

The notion of "masculinity" is so 20th Century. Remember when "masculine" men didn't cry, weren't into the arts, didn't change diapers or help out with housework? Remember when women all loved to cook and sew, didn't know anything about cars or football, and would rather die than be seen without their makeup? Being a top or bottom has no more to do with it than whether you like football or cooking. How other people want to define me is really none of my business.

#36

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:24pm

Well, you have stronger talents.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#37

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:26pm

I must be remembering wrong. Or maybe the only clear meal memory that wasn't cheeseburger pizza was a certain famous instrumentalist's roast chicken.

I do remember almost losing my mind making hamburgers. What did you make?

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#38

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:31pm

Some quinoa thing. It was admittedly half-assed. This year will be different.

Weren't there tacos at some point? And also homemade popsicles!

God I want it to be July.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#39

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:37pm

Oh, oh, I totally remember that now.

There were tacos, but I don't remember who was responsible. And there were popsicles, but I didn't have any.

Maybe I should start planning the meals now.

I'm so happy about the group this year (at least, as it now stands). I'm sad about two particular no-shows -- the same ones as last year -- but, yes, July can't come fast enough. July is such a bottom!!!!!!!!

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#40

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:40pm

I like my Julys to act like Julys. If I wanted an April, I'd f-ck one.

#41

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:42pm

^loller coaster

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#42

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:52pm

What does he DO, exactly? One time I saw him--at the opening night of THE SEAGULL, of all the damn things--and he was chewing gum in a very Pink Lady kind of way and reeking of Axe Body Spray-level douchiness.

But seriously, what does he do all day?

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#43

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:04pm

I'm at my straightest acting when I squat down to do something and show the world my ass crack.

Also, straight guys aren't acting straight when they watch football, they're gayer than geese.

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#44

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:11pm

"Maybe I should start planning the meals now."

Let's team up.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#45

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:16pm

You get on those parroty lyrics, and then we’ll talk turkey.

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#46

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:19pm

Does anybottom still wear...a hat?

Lance Bass is masc, bro

#47

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:21pm

I'm at my straightest acting when I squat down to do something and show the world my ass crack.

^ I love everything about this here sentence.

I want to use it as my message board signature.

#48

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:24pm

After said, "Honey, mustn't debate,
It's not so much say what you like
As it is that you say what you hate."

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Updated On: 2/6/15 at 04:24 PM

#49

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 5:08pm

What a dreadful thing to be a cenobite, to be completely dedicated to the joy of hating everything and the pleasure of misery.

It's like an orgasm of blackflies and ground glass. Sure, it's an orgasm, but...

#50

Lance Bass is masc, bro

Posted: 2/6/15 at 5:10pm

^I think that's the most spot on change yet. If only I could think of something for the "Just quoting Mama," line.

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