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Lance Bass is masc, bro
#25Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:03pm
"And I want someone to rewrite the lyrics of "Children and Art" to be about After Eight, but it ain't gonna happen, not in this lifetime, Phyl."
What's the prize if I did that?
#26Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:05pmTurning a beautiful song into a song about impending death, hatred, extreme negativity and living with a heart as black as tar is something I might try to do this week.
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#27Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:12pm
A Bottom who knew how to be a top.
Bottom
#28Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:12pm
It was on my mind last night, but I couldn’t figure out a way to do the idea justice. In a couple of minutes, I came up with this, but it’s so rudimentary.
You wouldn’t like him
The rest of us would
After, he makes things
After, they're good
Just as you said from the start
Snobs and their art
Snobs and their art
You should be happy
After, you’re blue
What do we do?
You should have seen it
It was a sight
After, I mean it
All color and light
You don't understand what it was
But, After, the things that he does
They twinkle and shimmer and buzz
You wouldn’t like them
It...
Him...
#29Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:13pm
Kad, I'll take your cooking night on vacation.
#30Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:14pmThat's right, fellas: we can cook, too.
#31Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:19pm
Growl, you do know that "old fart" rhymes with "and art", right?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#32Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:21pm
lol I didn't want to change the fundamental idea of the song, but you make a good point...
#33Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:21pm
“That's right, fellas: we can cook, too.”
Well, let’s not get carried away.
Wilmingtom
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/11
#34Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:24pmThe notion of "masculinity" is so 20th Century. Remember when "masculine" men didn't cry, weren't into the arts, didn't change diapers or help out with housework? Remember when women all loved to cook and sew, didn't know anything about cars or football, and would rather die than be seen without their makeup? Being a top or bottom has no more to do with it than whether you like football or cooking. How other people want to define me is really none of my business.
#35Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:24pmWell, you have stronger talents.
#36Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:26pm
I must be remembering wrong. Or maybe the only clear meal memory that wasn't cheeseburger pizza was a certain famous instrumentalist's roast chicken.
I do remember almost losing my mind making hamburgers. What did you make?
#37Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:31pm
Some quinoa thing. It was admittedly half-assed. This year will be different.
Weren't there tacos at some point? And also homemade popsicles!
God I want it to be July.
#38Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:37pm
Oh, oh, I totally remember that now.
There were tacos, but I don't remember who was responsible. And there were popsicles, but I didn't have any.
Maybe I should start planning the meals now.
I'm so happy about the group this year (at least, as it now stands). I'm sad about two particular no-shows -- the same ones as last year -- but, yes, July can't come fast enough. July is such a bottom!!!!!!!!
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#39Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:40pmI like my Julys to act like Julys. If I wanted an April, I'd f-ck one.
#40Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:42pm
^loller coaster
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#41Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 3:52pm
What does he DO, exactly? One time I saw him--at the opening night of THE SEAGULL, of all the damn things--and he was chewing gum in a very Pink Lady kind of way and reeking of Axe Body Spray-level douchiness.
But seriously, what does he do all day?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#42Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:04pm
I'm at my straightest acting when I squat down to do something and show the world my ass crack.
Also, straight guys aren't acting straight when they watch football, they're gayer than geese.
#43Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:11pm
"Maybe I should start planning the meals now."
Let's team up.
#44Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:16pm
You get on those parroty lyrics, and then we’ll talk turkey.
#46Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:21pm
I'm at my straightest acting when I squat down to do something and show the world my ass crack.
^ I love everything about this here sentence.
I want to use it as my message board signature.
#47Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 4:24pm
After said, "Honey, mustn't debate,
It's not so much say what you like
As it is that you say what you hate."
#48Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 5:08pm
What a dreadful thing to be a cenobite, to be completely dedicated to the joy of hating everything and the pleasure of misery.
It's like an orgasm of blackflies and ground glass. Sure, it's an orgasm, but...
#49Lance Bass is masc, bro
Posted: 2/6/15 at 5:10pm^I think that's the most spot on change yet. If only I could think of something for the "Just quoting Mama," line.
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