Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight — Page 2

#26

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 12:05pm

And blow jobs.

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#27

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 12:19pm

And did you notice that the toilet paper moved to his shoe? Give me a freaking break.

"I don't agree with that lifestyle" and similar comments are probably the most honest thing he has said. Because clearly he agrees with that fake heterosexual, anti-gay lifestyle and just f***s guys on the DL.

And that is precisely key to the whole shebang. Lifestyle vs actions. It's all Roy Cohn from AIA.

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#28

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:28pm

Since he doesn't swallow I am sure he need the toilet paper so he could spit out














his chewing gum. :)

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#29

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:31pm

Stays in your stomach for seven years, ya know.

Gum, that is.

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#30

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:32pm

Oh, phew.

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#31

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:32pm

More calories per ounce than a super Taco Bell burrito with extra sour cream.

(NOT the gum)

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#32

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:34pm

Wasn't there a rumor going around that Elton John collapsed at a party, and they rushed him to the hospital? Later, upon pumping his stomach, they realized it was full of chewing gum! I heard they got a gallon or more out of it.

etf: "collapsed at the hospitality" -- the hospitality....who am I, Don King?

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 03:34 PM

#33

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:35pm

I once mentioned that in a thread Corine had started about her latest diet struggle and man, did she get mad. Said she'd never talk to me again.

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#34

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:35pm

Could someone rush me to the hospitality?

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#35

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:35pm

I heard a similar story...but with Jon Bon Jovi!

GODDAMN YOU, BIG LEAGUE CHEW!!!

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#36

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:37pm

Does the story end with him saying "a hole is a hole"? That's the one I heard in eighth grade.

#37

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:44pm

One hole
Glory
One hole
Before I come
Glory
Hole and show your Behind

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#38

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:07pm

I heard that story about Rod Stewart.


stomach pump urban legend

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 05:07 PM

#39

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:32pm

I missed the interview, but I always like reading Washington Post TV critic Tom Shales's take on all things TV-related. His review of Lauer was none too favorable:
Washington Post review of Lauer/Craig interview

#40

re: Larry Craig w/ Matt Lauer tonight

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:40pm

For Lauer, self-important co-host of NBC's "Today" show, the interview was obviously seen as a potential career- and credibility-builder, but even when he did ask an arguably tough question, he essentially apologized for it. He prefaced a question about whether the senator might be bisexual by saying to Craig, "You're going to have to forgive me for this."

I didn't even think about that. Why would he have to ask forgiveness for that? What the hell is wrong with this country that even asking the question is offensive?

At one point, reading from Craig's history, Lauer said the records included "a guy who claims you 'cruised' him -- whatever that is." This, it seemed, was Lauer's way of winking into the camera and saying, "I'm not gay."

Hey, nice! I called the Gay Panic as well!