MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came up to
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said, "This just isn't gonna be your day..."

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boobs, that's just bad! (but i will admit it's funny!)

you just made my morning boobs

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Boobs -

This can't possibly top that, but somebody sent me a bunch of puns, so I thought I'd share:

* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

* Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

* A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

* "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

* Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

* Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

* A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

* I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

* The toothless termite walked into the bar and said "Where's the bartender?"

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