MTA Christmas Poem
MTA Christmas Poem
#0MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:02pm
'Twas five days before Christmas and all through the town;
Not a train was up running, they'd all been shut down.
The turnstiles were locked and the stations were cleared,
in hopes that Old Bloomberg would give them their share.
The workers were nestled all snug in their booths;
Where oft they're found sleeping, to tell you the truth.
Toussaint wants their pensions to be like the cops' -
you know, 'cause it's stressful announcing each stop.
Alas, from the public arose such a clatter,
Their leader seems not to have thought out the matter.
With shoppers not shopping and travel delayed,
public support dwindled, New Yorkers' nerves frayed.
You dumb, lazy morons! The people did cry.
Pensions the same as the FDNY?
It'll cost us a fortune, illiterate twits!
The people weren't happy. In fact, they threw fits.
There's strength in a union, or so they believed
but not before Christmas - now everyone's peeved.
It's terrible timing for stranding the masses;
If Reagan were here he'd have fired your asses.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:04pm*stands and claps at ingenious boobs*
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:04pm
**giggle**
Aint that the truth?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:09pm*applause*
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:09pm
New Yorkers aren't the only ones that hate transit strikes.
Don't play this at work...or where your mother can hear...you've been warned!!!
#5re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:39pm
OH.
MY.
GOD.
I thought Boobsies poem was brilliant, but that clip...well that's pure genius...
#6re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:43pm
ROFL ROFL ROFL
OMG..."take your Oyster card and shove it up your a$$hole" is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
That was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#7re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:47pmBoth are funny as hell.
#8re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:53pmThanks guys those were great!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#9re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:00pmBoth are brilliant...but what pushes the song into GENIUS mode is the f*cking key change!
#10re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:06pmI wished I wrote that poem, but it was forwarded it to me and of course I had to share. That song is hysterical !!!!
#14re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 8:54pm
"boobsy is just so entertaining."
And our treasure!!! Too perfect!!!
#15re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 9:19pm
*laughs*
That is sheer brilliance.
(both Boobsy's and the "London Underground Song")
*still laughing*
grizzabella
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/05
#17re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/22/05 at 9:45pmBravo, Boobs, Bravo! I just read it to Dave and he's still laughing.
#18re: MTA Christmas Poem
Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:27amomg ... it should be ILLEGAL to laugh so hard ...
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