Madonna Enters Judy Territory

Madonna had a boozy meltdown during tour. Oh, if I had a dime for every drunk maudlin "Please f**k me" I've uttered.

http://pagesix.com/2016/03/13/someone-please-f-k-me-madonnas-onstage-meltdown/

Wow! This is really sad. Someone needs to reign her in before she self destructs. She's obviously in a lot of pain - - - and she's breaking down for everyone to see.

I hope she gets help to deal with her issues.

Could this be attributed to the custody battle with Guy Ritchie? The tabloids are reporting that her adopted son David is having trouble adjusting to the separation from this big brother Rocco. I don't ordinarily traffic is celebrity gossip but she's not exactly a z-lister.

Here is the truth http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/the-real-story-behind-madonnas-meltdown/news-story/e6ae91b3046a42aa6be54608a156e337

Thanks for the context, S&D. I'm scared, but so intrigued by the prospect of a 'Take A Bow' performance. Can she still sing it? I wanna look it up on YT but don't wanna ruin the memories of this wonderful performance...

songanddanceman2 said: "This is total rubbish, watch the footage or the read the Australian reviews. She was kidding and joking around when she said the 'f**k me' comment and she sipped one sip from a fans hip flask. The knocking back shots is part of the routine in the gypsy section, they are empty shot glasses that she pretends to drink in Dress You Up, it's been done all the way through the tour. She is upset about Rocco but these stories (coming from The Sun in the UK) are total rubbish."



Actually the Dress You Up/Into the Groove Medley has been cut, and was not performed at either Melbourne show. So glad to hear that knocking back shots remains a part of the show thou......

Updated On: 3/15/16 at 09:53 AM

songanddanceman2 said: "The knocking back shots is part of the routine in the gypsy section, they are empty shot glasses that she pretends to drink in Dress You Up, it's been done all the way through the tour."



One of many similar moments of authenticity throughout the show, heh.

Am I allowed to insult multi-millionaire senior singers who want to pretend they're still 19, or is that the path to suspension now?!

songanddanceman2 said: "Insult away luv, nobody pays any attention to you anyway. "



Wouldn't replying disprove that?!

Did y'all see Madonna singing Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?

The less said about it the better, probably, but as a big fan of them both, for me it was kinda surreal. With the Australian leg (and indeed whole tour) now finished, 'tis a shame Kylie herself never made an appearance onstage.