Did you forget I grew up in Ranson, WV, darlin?

Even that special little layer of hell couldn't handle me...which, I'm convinced, is why the universe has brought us together.
Think of what we can do, together! We'll be the greatest team there's ever been...
Got a broom?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.