Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo- Page 42

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:47pm

If you were a tree, what tree would you be and why?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:48pm

Oh God, he's straight, loves the Yankees AND theater.

HE'S MINE.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:52pm

Moonie just a reminder dear.....you're already married...leave him for the single girls.....liotte step up to the plate darling.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:55pm

But, but........he's too old for her. He's my age, for God's sake.

And since when have we been limited to one man per person on this board, hmmmmmm?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:56pm

*mouth drops*

MOONY!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:57pm

Point well made.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 1:59pm

And this is why I fall more in love with Moonie every day..I think she can get me to switch teams again.

.....now back to WEXY.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:00pm

Thank you. I knew YOU'D understand, SOMMS.

Now, where's that hardworking man of mine?

[wexy]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:02pm

You guys really are a hoot. Yes I am available. My last two girlfriends were a married bisexual woman who now works in my office building and the ex wife of a mafia soldier (really) who was still living with him (nice guy) three kids, three stepkids and Ro, a bisexual exc-con who did eighteen months for stabbing her ex husband (can't make this stuff up!)

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:05pm

and I thought I had a bizarre track record...

Wexy, it's been a delight to read your posts today! Bravo!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:06pm

Wexy...we need to find you a nice, calm, "straight" woman. I know there are some on this site that would love to meet you....maybe not Rath or Shira, but many others would like to meet you. You should now make a list for us of what you are looking for in a woman.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:14pm

Oh my.

Ohmyohmyohmy.


I think you'd be bored with me, Wexy. Very, very bored.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:15pm

You're not a pistol packin' momma?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:16pm

I count on my men to be fully packed.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:23pm

*ahem*

I repeat my question for Mr. Wexy, in case he missed it.

If you were a tree, what tree would you be and why?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:23pm

Moony, honestly, how many spouses does one person need??!!

wexy, we'll help you find someone. Addy's cute...

[wexy]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:24pm

Bluemoon, you have to remember that I am in Brooklyn but at least I didn't get whacked, her crew moved to Pennsylvania.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:36pm

WEXY doesn't seem like the type who wants a 'straight' woman. Sounds like a threesome would make him happier.

Updated On: 1/20/06 at 02:36 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:38pm

That certainly doesn't preclude our Addy! She's a fun chick!

[midtowngym]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:39pm

Is it just me, or does WEXY get sexier with each tell-all post?

Updated On: 1/20/06 at 02:39 PM

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:43pm

Yes, I'm thinking Addy is a better match. She hasn't been spending much time at the shooting range lately, though and she'll have to brush up on her Yankee stats.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:48pm

Addy can do anything...I bet she is up on her Yankee stats too. May I suggest that for your 1st date Wexy you bring her a dozen pink roses and a cold bottle of Veuve with a strand of pearls wrapped around it.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:50pm

Jeez, Boobs, don't scare him off!! Veuve, roses, AND pearls???

[wexy]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:52pm

Re: threesomes
Two funny stories.
1) I went to see 'tick tick boom' with the married bisexual woman ( I still have no idea what the status of her marriage is)
She's draped over me while we're walking in the Village.

Next morning my friend Lisa calls to say that our friend Susan who's a lesbian called her and said " I was checking out this hot woman who was draped all over a guy and after they passed me, it was Richie." Now what would've happened if we'd bumped into each other.

2) Im in Boca Raton visiting Dad, hanging in a bar where I met this nice woman who was from Long Island. After a few drinks she's touching me flirtatiously and she agrees we should get together in New York but then adds "Rich, my boyfriend is really going to LOVE you."

[midtowngym]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:53pm

I rest my case!
Can our Addy roll with dat?
Can she get her F-R-E-A-K on?

Updated On: 1/20/06 at 02:53 PM