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#1

Murphy Brown 2.0

Hot off his foot-in-mouth debacle regarding Obama's childhood, Mike Huckabee has chosen to chastise Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock.
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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#2

Murphy Brown 2.0

Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.

Wow. Really Mike? I know a lot of people who were raised by single mothers or parents who aren't married and they are just fine. He'd lay a brick in Sweden. More often than not, baby comes first here. Of the 8 new baby photos in a news paper this week, only two had parents who were married. My teacher and her sambo (means same as in Swedish and applies to those living together) have two children and are expecting a third. Marriage may come later or it may not. People are very happy just cohabiting. They share the same rights as married couples here, so why get married unless it's something that's important to you both?

It seems to me in the US that many people get married BECAUSE of a baby, and that rarely works out. If you took away all reasons for marriage except deep, emotional, can't-live-without-you love, how many would be left? People get married because they are pregnant, because they are scared of ending up alone, for insurance purposes, for tax breaks, because they think it's expected of them, because they are devout in their faith and their hormones are in overload... The list goes on and on. We HAVE to get away from the attitude that a woman should absolutely marry her baby daddy or she's trash. Sometimes marriage isn't right.

And as a chubby chich I feel bad that I would even think it, but it must be said. If Huckabee is so concerned with the children of single mother's starving, maybe he should share some of whatever he's feeding his family.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 3/4/11 at 09:03 AM

#3

Murphy Brown 2.0

Huckabee and Medved Etc. weren't this upset about Bristol Palin, were they.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#4

Murphy Brown 2.0

Shovel. Grave. Keep digging.
#5

Murphy Brown 2.0

Was he on the out of touch old white guy show?
#6

Murphy Brown 2.0

Medved is/was a film critic who took a hard right turn and basically is a conservative mouthpiece about all things 'Hollyweird'.

So Huckabee rips a grown woman who is planning on marrying the father of her child, actually has some disposable income, who graduated from Harvard, and never had some 'bad girl' reputation but he says this about Jamie Lynn Spears:

"It's a tragedy when a 16-year-old who is not really prepared for all the responsibilities of adult life is going to be now faced with all the responsibilities of honest-to-goodness adult life. I respect it...Apparently, she's going to have the child and I think that is the right decision, a good decision, and I respect that and appreciate it. I hope it is not an encouragement to other 16-year-olds who think that is the best course of action. But at the same time I'm not going to condemn her. There'll be plenty of people in line to do that and I always look for the shortest lines.

I just hope that she will make another right decision and that's to give that child all the love and kindness and care that she can."

So it is only okay when the women in question is a poor, helpless, young, stupid little girl who kinda did ruin her life?

#7

Murphy Brown 2.0

A woman wins an Oscar and the boys start freaking out.
#8

Murphy Brown 2.0

But what does thrice-married serial adulterer presidential candidate Newt Gingrich think?
#9

Murphy Brown 2.0

Perhaps he'll appear on thrice-plus-one-married family values proponent Rush Limbaugh's show and tell us! And then Huckabee can tell us about the value of animal abuse.
#10

Murphy Brown 2.0

The question remains; And that who*e Bristol Palin?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#11

Murphy Brown 2.0

Right wingers who f*ck around are making a "brave decision" to have a kid. Others, though they're succesful and in committed relationships, are setting a bad example.

Any further questions?
#12

Murphy Brown 2.0

Ah yes it is the old "Do as we say, not as we do" thing right? Thanks RT!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#13

Murphy Brown 2.0

Finding a smart republican is as useless as finding meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
#14

Murphy Brown 2.0

And here comes the damage control ie, he actually did some google checks afterward to find out Natalie is not a 'single mother to be':

"In a recent media interview about my new book, A Simple Government, I discussed the first chapter, "The Most Important Form of Government Is a Father, Mother, and Children." I was asked about Oscar-winner Natalie Portman's out-of-wedlock pregnancy. Natalie is an extraordinary actor, very deserving of her recent Oscar and I am glad she will marry her baby's father. However, contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not "slam" or "attack" Natalie Portman, nor did I criticize the hardworking single mothers in our country. My comments were about the statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death. That's the story that we're not seeing, and it's unfortunate that society often glorifies and glamorizes the idea of having children out of wedlock."

He saw Black Swan?

Again, where was this talk about Bristol Palin? Why not criticize Teen Mom that pays its mothers five-figures?
#15

Murphy Brown 2.0

Pahleeze! So Natalie is a famous actress- who made it on her own- not her family- and is HARVARD educated! She also NOT a teen mom! What- Sarah Palin (or Bristol) has no comment on this? I hope Natalie remains silent- which I suspect she will because she has class! Huckabee is getting good at back peddling! Now if he can just keep his foot out of his mouth! Oh- and I also agree that Gingrich needs to be brought down for his "Christian" morals too!
#16

Murphy Brown 2.0

Whatever.

The only thing I loathe more than a self-righteous blowhard is a cowardly one.

How about standing behind the stupid sh*t you say?
#17

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Well, that's not the American way.
#18

Murphy Brown 2.0

Some words of advice to the 3rd "Mrs" Gingrich, "honey he did it with you, he's going to do it to you!"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#19

Murphy Brown 2.0

Well, no...Natalie did not make it on her own. She had a lot of help and support. When she was in the Star Wars movies she was getting some flack and was not getting as much work anymore, so Mike Nichols stepped into her career path and helped her past that.

Tangent, but anyway.
#20

Murphy Brown 2.0

Well, no.

Yes, everyone has help and support.

But the situation you just described is not exactly the same as riding your mother's coattails to a berth on "Dancing with the [in the loosest sense of the word] Stars."
#21

Murphy Brown 2.0

I can say safely that not everyone has help and support. Not the unconditional kind, anyway. I wasn't comparing NP to BP.
#22

Murphy Brown 2.0

I suppose that's possibly true. But Portman was having a career before Nichols got involved.

But at any rate, I don't know that we can characterize Nichols's support as unconditional; certainly it's nothing like Sarah Palin's thrusting her daughter into our consciousness.

And since you were replying to supportivemom, who WAS comparing NP to BP, I imagine you can see how I thought you were comparing them.
#23

Murphy Brown 2.0

Yes, I was replying to Mom's point, but went on a tangent instead.

Natalie's career took a hit from the star wars movies, and Mike helped her. Yeah, she already had a career--working since childhood, surrounded by supportive people all the time. According to a friend of mine who took some of Mike's classes in nyc, he tells his acting students not to expect that kind of help from him. But if you're already famous, then he's helpful.

It's really about luck, is all.

Anyway, Huckabee et al need to help people instead of sitting around talking about things.
#24

Murphy Brown 2.0

We can agree about that, at any rate.

I'm ashamed of him. And he should be ashamed.
#25

Murphy Brown 2.0

Mike Huckabee is the devil. For someone who is supposed to be so tight with Jesus he sure spends a lot of time bearing false witness. He's a lot like Goth in that way.

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