Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 9:23am
I'm terrible at these things...any guesses?
Blind Items at the bottom
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Dolly_Levi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/8/04
#2re: Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:05amLord, he must of had like 15 blind iems there. I don't know the answers to any...
Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.
Carol Channing
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#4re: Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:22amI figured it could be Heath Ledger for the first. I'm clueless about the rest.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#6re: Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:25am
Ooh! Could be, Calvin. I forgot all about Heston.
blueroses supposes erroneously.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#7re: Musto's Blind Items This Week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:28am
Hyper-quirky stage actor.
Mario Cantone???????
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#8musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:43am
some guesses:
which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome broadway restaurant owner years ago?
heath ledger, charlton heston
what hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and tv) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? what gay doesn't?
mario cantone
what fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the internet? (she has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)
what current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?
katie couric (and jessica savitch???)
which drag queen claims to be rehabilitated, but she ain't in any way, shape, or form, honey?
which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? want to buy the puke on ebay?
joan jett
which star who went from hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (glad it's not four and a half inches—i am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.)
patrick dempsey
what longtime r&b singer was spotted in harlem, where she told a fan who accosted her: "if you ain't the crack man, don't come near me!"? why did he keep coming near her?
whitney!!
what writer is known to creepily stare a little too fascinatedly at the racks of his stepchildren?
which gay weekly is planning a cover story on marc jacobs's new boyfriend, and it hopefully won't propel him into nightmarehood like the last one?
which legendary actor's bisexual father is murmured to have died of aids, not of "cancer," as the family officially reported?
which scandal-ridden ex–tv personality would have gotten a gay record deal, but he wouldn't come out of the closet? shouldn't someone say, "who do you think you are?"
urkel
which star who denies being gay used to give so-so head and has a penis that's even less than four and a half inches?
tom cruise
what famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged m&ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable mcflurry of sexual delight? (alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)
about which talk-show host's supposed girlfriend was rosie o'donnell heard to say: "look at her nails! she could never be a lesbian with those nails!"?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:45am
Urkel?
He doesn't need a record deal. He has Sonic the Hedgehog money!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:57am
"Hyper-quirky stage actor. Mario Cantone???????"
Cantone is just hyper. I don't consider him quirky
"What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?"
Sue Simmons/Jessica Savidge
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#11musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:01pm
which star who denies being gay used to give so-so head and has a penis that's even less than four and a half inches?
tom cruise
I don't think it's Cruise. We saw his pee-pee in All the Right Moves and it wasn't that tiny. Not that it matters. I always imagined he was an enthusiastic bottom.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#13musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:15pmBased on the old movie way back when "some girls"... Patrick Dempsey certainly does not qualify as having an "impressively large member to go with his award"
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#14musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:18pm
Sue Simmons is good. I was also thinking Diane Sawyer, since rumors have abounded for years!
As for the rebounder, I thought it might be William Shatner. Cause...well...he has an award. Does Dempsey?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#15musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:20pm
What fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the Internet? (She has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)
This actually isn't that big of a deal. I actually knew of a Fortune 500 CEO who didn't know how to use a cell phone. He/she had one, but when it rang, he/she didn't even know how to answer it.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#16musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:22pm
"What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?"
I'm almost sure its Sue Simmons, but I was also thinking Barbara Walters. Can Walters be considered an "anchor"?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#17musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:23pmI think so. I think the term is pretty broad these days.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#19musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:25pmWhen I read the phrase 'famous grandson', the first names that came to mind were Adam Guettel and Tony Goldwyn.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#20musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:29pm
"When I read the phrase 'famous grandson', the first names that came to mind were Adam Guettel and Tony Goldwyn."
My first thought was one of the Kennedys. I'm trying to determine how McFlurry fits in.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 4/30/08 at 12:29 PM
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#21musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:34pmBut would it have been possible for Rogers or Goldwyn or any of the Kennedys to die of AIDS?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#22musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:37pmI was thinking the AIDS story was Michael Redgrave but he died of Parkinson's.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#23musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:42pm
"But would it have been possible for Rogers or Goldwyn or any of the Kennedys to die of AIDS?"
We're talking the M&Ms story.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#24musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:45pm
Oopsie! I apparently can't see blind items straight!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#25musto's blind items this week!
Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:49pmCan you see anything 'straight'?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
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