Musto's Blind Items This Week!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 9:23am

I'm terrible at these things...any guesses?
Blind Items at the bottom

[Dolly_Levi]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:05am

Lord, he must of had like 15 blind iems there. I don't know the answers to any...

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:06am

I'm off M&Ms for a while, now.

[blueroses]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:22am

I figured it could be Heath Ledger for the first. I'm clueless about the rest.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:23am

Or Charlton Heston.

[blueroses]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:25am

Ooh! Could be, Calvin. I forgot all about Heston.

blueroses supposes erroneously.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:28am

Hyper-quirky stage actor.


Mario Cantone???????

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:43am

some guesses:

which recently dead, supposedly straight movie actor did it with that then-handsome broadway restaurant owner years ago?

heath ledger, charlton heston

what hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and tv) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? what gay doesn't?

mario cantone

what fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the internet? (she has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)

what current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?

katie couric (and jessica savitch???)

which drag queen claims to be rehabilitated, but she ain't in any way, shape, or form, honey?

which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? want to buy the puke on ebay?

joan jett

which star who went from hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (glad it's not four and a half inches—i am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.)

patrick dempsey

what longtime r&b singer was spotted in harlem, where she told a fan who accosted her: "if you ain't the crack man, don't come near me!"? why did he keep coming near her?

whitney!!

what writer is known to creepily stare a little too fascinatedly at the racks of his stepchildren?

which gay weekly is planning a cover story on marc jacobs's new boyfriend, and it hopefully won't propel him into nightmarehood like the last one?

which legendary actor's bisexual father is murmured to have died of aids, not of "cancer," as the family officially reported?

which scandal-ridden ex–tv personality would have gotten a gay record deal, but he wouldn't come out of the closet? shouldn't someone say, "who do you think you are?"

urkel

which star who denies being gay used to give so-so head and has a penis that's even less than four and a half inches?

tom cruise

what famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged m&ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable mcflurry of sexual delight? (alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)

about which talk-show host's supposed girlfriend was rosie o'donnell heard to say: "look at her nails! she could never be a lesbian with those nails!"?

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:45am

Urkel?

He doesn't need a record deal. He has Sonic the Hedgehog money!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 11:57am

"Hyper-quirky stage actor. Mario Cantone???????"

Cantone is just hyper. I don't consider him quirky

"What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?"

Sue Simmons/Jessica Savidge

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:01pm

which star who denies being gay used to give so-so head and has a penis that's even less than four and a half inches?

tom cruise

I don't think it's Cruise. We saw his pee-pee in All the Right Moves and it wasn't that tiny. Not that it matters. I always imagined he was an enthusiastic bottom.

[Namaste]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:10pm

John Travolta

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:15pm

Based on the old movie way back when "some girls"... Patrick Dempsey certainly does not qualify as having an "impressively large member to go with his award"

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:18pm

Sue Simmons is good. I was also thinking Diane Sawyer, since rumors have abounded for years!

As for the rebounder, I thought it might be William Shatner. Cause...well...he has an award. Does Dempsey?

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:20pm

What fashion-magazine editor—no, not the obvious one—still has no idea how to use the Internet? (She has to have e-mails read aloud to her and then dictates the reply.)

This actually isn't that big of a deal. I actually knew of a Fortune 500 CEO who didn't know how to use a cell phone. He/she had one, but when it rang, he/she didn't even know how to answer it.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:22pm

"What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?"

I'm almost sure its Sue Simmons, but I was also thinking Barbara Walters. Can Walters be considered an "anchor"?

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:23pm

I think so. I think the term is pretty broad these days.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:25pm

Given that, then it must be Whoopi.

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:25pm

When I read the phrase 'famous grandson', the first names that came to mind were Adam Guettel and Tony Goldwyn.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:29pm

"When I read the phrase 'famous grandson', the first names that came to mind were Adam Guettel and Tony Goldwyn."

My first thought was one of the Kennedys. I'm trying to determine how McFlurry fits in.

Updated On: 4/30/08 at 12:29 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:34pm

But would it have been possible for Rogers or Goldwyn or any of the Kennedys to die of AIDS?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:37pm

I was thinking the AIDS story was Michael Redgrave but he died of Parkinson's.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:42pm

"But would it have been possible for Rogers or Goldwyn or any of the Kennedys to die of AIDS?"

We're talking the M&Ms story.

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:45pm

Oopsie! I apparently can't see blind items straight!

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/30/08 at 12:49pm

Can you see anything 'straight'?